Holders experience first third round defeat for over twenty years.
Beat Lionel Messi to the crown.
A shocking selection of point-blank sitters.
"... and trust me, I like women."
All agree it would be a tremendously Arsenal thing to happen.
Featured storytellers include Dean Saunders, Des Walker, Carlton Palmer, Mark Crossley and Brian Laws.
Turns out he hadn't retired already.
Sky Sports presenter Ben Shephard apologised after a Terry Venables "woofters" comment was broadcast live during Goals on Sunday.
Billy Davies was unavailable for comment as he was busy arguing with the postman.
In honour of Roy Hodgson's appointment to the England squad of Dr Steve Peters.