Swiss international returns lost fags to trespassing supporter during FA Cup replay.
Sunday afternoon ruined.
Ends up holding his head in his hands.
Featuring a man-eating mackerel, dancing stormtroopers and the world's worst freestyler.
Featuring hilariously bad efforts from Messi, Ronaldo, Huth, Earnshaw, Lafferty and others.
Eyewitness claims "he was hammered" and "being a bit rude".
Player says sorry to vocal fan after appearing to nudge Sánchez into a cameraman's pit.
Featuring chants, threats, studies, thoughts and One Direction.
Modern family life with Lineker and Huckerby! Eternal youth in Bullard book! More besides!
Spurs '99 League Cup side personally recommended to Delia Smith by Terry Venables.