Once again ablaze after original fire had to be extinguished due to prolonged bench activity.
Legendary striker failed to play a single competitive minute at the tournament.
Choruses of "Will Grigg's on Fire" set to ring out in France for a little longer yet.
Euro fever sets in as opening night finishes.
Lewandowski equaliser scuppers culmination of events that had been foretold would end all time.
Form of England, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Scotland and Wales "almost certainly" a harbinger of doom.
It probably seemed like an innocent enough idea at the time...