Newcastle United


The best January 2018 transfer deadline day jokes

Big-money moves continue to fly in.


The best jokes about the 4:15am Carabao Cup draw in China

Late night for fans in the UK and there wasn't even a stream.

Fake News16.08.17

President Trump condemns “violence on all sides” of Shelvey-Alli fracas

Controversial POTUS refuses to lay blame solely at feet of Newcastle midfielder.


VIDEO: Holidaying Middlesbrough fans throw man wearing Newcastle shirt in pool

Unsuspecting hungover rival spotted on a sun lounger.

Fake News28.02.17

Newcastle United the beneficiaries of farce for first ever time

Diamé fluke at Brighton sees Magpies end up right side of comedic moment for once.


The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.