Newcastle United

Jokes14.11.16 22:22

The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.

Lists12.10.16 19:10

Seven funny Steve McClaren videos

Including a comedy Dutch accent, an umbrella and a raunchy phone call.

Jokes31.08.16 23:15

The best Everton jokes as Spurs gazump them for Moussa Sissoko

Tottenham pip Toffees to Newcastle midfielder in late deadline day twist.

News06.08.16 17:31

Benítez wakes up with “welcome to the Championship” stamped on his face

Discovers unwanted slogan after leading Newcastle to most second-tier defeat possible.

Stories06.08.16 16:45

VIDEO: Rafael Benítez magic hand returns for Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

Sends infographic whooshing across screen almost a decade on from original feat.

Lists03.08.16 11:54

Twelve photos of bad football tattoos

From the premature to the downright weird, with some classic spelling mistakes for good measure.

News02.08.16 03:00

Mohamed Diamé leaves Hull for zero hours contract at bar

Turns down rival offers from Uber, Starbucks and Newcastle United.

Jokes27.05.16 11:09

The best Rafael Benítez to Newcastle jokes as three-year deal is agreed

Rafa to continue as gaffer in next season's Championship.