Newcastle United

Fake News

President Trump condemns “violence on all sides” of Shelvey-Alli fracas

Controversial POTUS refuses to lay blame solely at feet of Newcastle midfielder.

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Newcastle United the beneficiaries of farce for first ever time

Diamé fluke at Brighton sees Magpies end up right side of comedic moment for once.

Jokes

The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.

Lists

Seven funny Steve McClaren videos

Including a comedy Dutch accent, an umbrella and a raunchy phone call.

Jokes

The best Everton jokes as Spurs gazump them for Moussa Sissoko

Tottenham pip Toffees to Newcastle midfielder in late deadline day twist.

Fake News

Benítez wakes up with “welcome to the Championship” stamped on his face

Discovers unwanted slogan after leading Newcastle to most second-tier defeat possible.

Stories

VIDEO: Rafael Benítez magic hand returns for Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

Sends infographic whooshing across screen almost a decade on from original feat.