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Newcastle United the beneficiaries of farce for first ever time

Diamé fluke at Brighton sees Magpies end up right side of comedic moment for once.


The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.


Seven funny Steve McClaren videos

Including a comedy Dutch accent, an umbrella and a raunchy phone call.


The best Everton jokes as Spurs gazump them for Moussa Sissoko

Tottenham pip Toffees to Newcastle midfielder in late deadline day twist.

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Benítez wakes up with “welcome to the Championship” stamped on his face

Discovers unwanted slogan after leading Newcastle to most second-tier defeat possible.


VIDEO: Rafael Benítez magic hand returns for Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

Sends infographic whooshing across screen almost a decade on from original feat.


Twelve photos of bad football tattoos

From the premature to the downright weird, with some classic spelling mistakes for good measure.

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Mohamed Diamé leaves Hull for zero hours contract at bar

Turns down rival offers from Uber, Starbucks and Newcastle United.