Millwall

Jokes

The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.

Jokes

The best jokes from a weekend of FA Cup fourth round upsets

Televised wins for Lincoln, Wolves, Millwall, Sutton and almost Wycombe too.

Stories

VIDEO: Millwall supporter coaxes child into offensive chant

Young boy in police costume ends expletive 'song' with highly offensive line.

Jokes

The best Millwall fans jokes as violence mars League One play-off final

3-1 defeat to Barnsley provides backdrop to ugly clashes in Wembley stands.

Stories

Dad names newborn baby Bermondsey Millwall Den

"I threatened to do it but I don't think my wife believed me! I'm not sure how she's going to react."

Fake News

Ian Holloway set to replace Clarkson as Top Gear mainstay

Freshly sacked Millwall boss once compared Paul Furlong to a vintage Rolls Royce.

Jokes

Football corruption puns XI

A football corruption puns XI, in honour of the latest scandal surrounding the Qatar 2022 World Cup.

Jokes

Football chicken puns inspired by Januzaj Nando’s date

Including Peri Groves, Jordan Henderson, Chick Tiote and many more.

Collections

Tweets of the Weekend: Short stories, Man Utd crisis & more

Tweets of the Weekend feat. the Man Utd crisis, disappointment for a Dalglish, short stories, jokes, Lord Sugar and more.

Collections

Tweets of the Week: Aluko’s Barlow confusion, savage Norwich banter and more!

Featuring Sone Aluko mistaking Gary Barlow for an Irish Millwall fullback and some savage Norwich banter.