Manchester United

Jokes28.04.17 14:27

The best Marouane Fellaini jokes after red card for Agüero head-butt

Man Utd midfielder sent off in goalless Manchester derby.

Fake News11.04.17 23:50

“You’re only supposed to park the bloody bus,” yells indignant Mourinho

Man Utd boss angered by senseless waste of Dortmund explosion.

Fake News10.04.17 10:37

Another depressing draw for Man Utd fans as Fellaini picks captain’s straw

Supporters draw the line at drawn-out shenanigans.

Jokes07.04.17 09:31

The best Jesse Lingard contract jokes as Manchester United player signs improved deal

Rumoured to be receiving up to £100k per week.

Fake News06.04.17 13:48

Mourinho set to drop Luke Shaw diss track

Gary Neville provides beats.

Fake News05.04.17 08:04

Man Utd to start drawing conclusions as well as matches

"Maybe we should start asking why this keeps happening," says Mourinho.

Fake News21.03.17 18:06

England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.

Jokes17.03.17 01:52

The best Marcos Rojo banana jokes as United defender eats snack against Rostov

Peeled fruit delivered from the bench via Ashley Young.

Stories16.03.17 22:48

VIDEO: Marcos Rojo eats a banana during Man Utd v Rostov

Scoffs fruit mid-match as Mourinho bids to boost his blood sugar levels.