Manchester United

News16.01.17 12:21

“I still didn’t feel like enough of a tw*t”: Pogba explains handball against Liverpool

New haircut and customised emoji launch weren't quite enough to fulfil Man Utd star's tw*ttish urges.

Jokes15.01.17 22:33

The best Paul Pogba jokes after handball against Liverpool following emoji launch

New haircut and emoji, but gave away a penalty.

News12.01.17 00:58

Man Utd issue trigger warning for news they’ve triggered clause to keep Fellaini

Apparently some fans still doubt the scourge of Hull.

News11.01.17 15:37

Face of Moyes appears in clouds over Old Trafford during EFL Cup semi

Goals from Mata and Fellaini prompt celestial apparition during 2-0 win over Hull.

News10.01.17 23:37

Koeman demands bionic Lukaku after tantrum lands him Schneiderlin

Everton boss spent yesterday stomping his feet and screaming.

News08.01.17 11:44

Tabloids miss ‘Roo-knee’ headlines as Wayne equals Sir Bobby’s record

Publications uncharacteristically fail to spot obvious pun.

Jokes03.01.17 12:12

The best Mike Dean jokes after Feghouli red card during West Ham 0-2 Man Utd

Controversial referee once again makes himself centre of attention.

News02.01.17 21:28

Normality restored as referee favours Manchester United

Mike Dean's heroic intervention allows normal service to be resumed worldwide.

News01.01.17 18:02

Giroud showcases new kind of Mkhitaryan that’s not offside

Enhances Man Utd star's prototype, holds New Year's Day launch party at Emirates.

News18.12.16 15:28

Twitter users arrange mass formal apology to Zlatan

Admit to having been "a trifle hasty" in writing him off.