Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.
Man Utd boss unveils radical new idea.
Subeditors finally have something to work with after years of "Roo beauty".
Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.
Man Utd boss acquires power to customise his results and achievements.
New haircut and customised emoji launch weren't quite enough to fulfil Man Utd star's tw*ttish urges.