Toffees boss manages to switch it for Fellaini without Mourinho noticing.
Drinking vessels accuse Man Utd boss of historical abuse.
Mourinho to offer Rooney in part-exchange for commemorative effigy.
England pair were unaware their drunken captain was playing piano at a wedding.
"No respect" line goes down a storm on eve of Arsenal clash.
Gunners boss challenges Man Utd counterpart to supervised 'fail-off'.