New haircut and customised emoji launch weren't quite enough to fulfil Man Utd star's tw*ttish urges.
Apparently some fans still doubt the scourge of Hull.
Goals from Mata and Fellaini prompt celestial apparition during 2-0 win over Hull.
Publications uncharacteristically fail to spot obvious pun.
Mike Dean's heroic intervention allows normal service to be resumed worldwide.
Enhances Man Utd star's prototype, holds New Year's Day launch party at Emirates.
Admit to having been "a trifle hasty" in writing him off.