Manchester United


21 of the worst open goal misses ever captured on video

A shocking selection of point-blank sitters.

Jokes05.12.16 13:15

The best jokes as Marouane Fellaini gives away late penalty against Everton

Short but much-castigated substitute appearance at Goodison Park.

News04.12.16 18:53

Ronald Koeman’s Christmas tree gifts Everton late penalty

Toffees boss manages to switch it for Fellaini without Mourinho noticing.

News28.11.16 12:47

Three more water bottles come forward to speak out against Mourinho

Drinking vessels accuse Man Utd boss of historical abuse.

News27.11.16 21:35

Mourinho loses bottle, police find it several streets away

Punted receptacle safely returned to misfiring Man Utd boss.

News22.11.16 12:01

Zlatan statue set to challenge real Zlatan for place in Man Utd starting XI

Mourinho to offer Rooney in part-exchange for commemorative effigy.

Stories22.11.16 03:02

VIDEO: YouTubers sleep in Old Trafford overnight before Arsenal clash

Hid in the toilets following official stadium tour.

News21.11.16 11:53

“We were looking for Rooney,” insist strip club duo Henderson and Lallana

England pair were unaware their drunken captain was playing piano at a wedding.

News18.11.16 19:35

Mourinho trials new catchphrase at pre-match press conference

"No respect" line goes down a storm on eve of Arsenal clash.

News18.11.16 02:19

Wenger invites actual specialist in failure to match, offers Mourinho session

Gunners boss challenges Man Utd counterpart to supervised 'fail-off'.