Manchester United

Stories19.10.16 04:33

VIDEO: John Bishop bad joke battle with José Mourinho for Stand Up To Cancer

Manager can't cope with the idea of a sheep with no legs.

Stories18.10.16 06:11

VIDEO: Cat on pitch at Anfield before Liverpool vs United

Provided one of few highlights from the game.

Jokes18.10.16 05:31

The best jokes from over-hyped Monday night Liverpool 0-0 Manchester United

Big match live turned out to be a bit of a disappointment.

News18.10.16 00:05

Liverpool v Man Utd sends everyone into crushing existential malaise

Mourinho gets his bus out, ruins Monday Night Football.

News17.10.16 13:38

Neville and Carragher gear up for tedious banter

Comedy duo to escalate their strand of dull repartee for Liverpool v Man Utd.

News10.10.16 17:55

Southgate offers Rooney paper bag he wore in old Pizza Hut ad

Booed captain benched for Slovenia match, given option of anonymity.

News07.10.16 14:41

Sports minister pledges “a Wayne Rooney that works for everyone”

Tracey Crouch MP vows to "make Rooney great again" by 2018.

News06.10.16 12:54

“I’m basically Pirlo, lad,” roars defiant Rooney

Appears to believe he can still play football in alarming new interview.

News30.09.16 11:16

Mourinho to FC Zorya Luhansk: “Your boys took one hell of a beating”

Mila Kunis remains philosophical as Man Utd add to their pantheon of great European nights.

Lists29.09.16 16:10

Six videos of weird half-time entertainment

Featuring a man-eating mackerel, dancing stormtroopers and the world's worst freestyler.