Manchester United

Fake News27.02.17 10:40

Paul Pogba found alive and well after disappearing during EFL Cup final

Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.

Jokes27.02.17 02:14

The best jokes from EFL Cup final as Man Utd beat Southampton 3-2

87th-minute Ibrahimović winner fends off Saints fightback at Wembley.

Fake News23.02.17 12:41

Man Utd eye Wayne Shaw as Rooney replacement

"He offers us many of the same qualities," says Mourinho.

Fake News06.02.17 13:01

Man City’s Jesus gives tabloid headline writers “new lease of life”

Subeditors finally have something to work with after years of "Roo beauty".

Fake News03.02.17 14:11

Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

Fake News27.01.17 09:43

Mourinho now able to retroactively edit his own track record

Man Utd boss acquires power to customise his results and achievements.

Fake News16.01.17 12:21

“I still didn’t feel like enough of a tw*t”: Pogba explains handball against Liverpool

New haircut and customised emoji launch weren't quite enough to fulfil Man Utd star's tw*ttish urges.

Jokes15.01.17 22:33

The best Paul Pogba jokes after handball against Liverpool following emoji launch

New haircut and emoji, but gave away a penalty.