Manchester United

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Man Utd eye £50m Rooney as Real Madrid close in on Lukaku

Mourinho watches discretely from stands as Toffees ace scores at Man City.

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Man Utd delay title parade to avoid clashing with Champions League Final win

Inexorable march to every top honour set to complicate club calendar.

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Everton fans spot hairline continuity error in Rooney’s Man Utd career

"It was all CGI, stock footage and his secret twin brother," claim conspiracy theorist Toffees.

Jokes

The best Man Utd Tinder jokes as club announce shirt sleeve sponsor

Dating app to be advertised on Red Devils jerseys.

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Everton line up £35m Stormzy as Lukaku replacement

UK grime star lined up to replace United-bound Lukaku.

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Zlatan Ibrahimović returns to home planet

Veteran striker recuperating back on Blorxzorg-Vulpennqualtz VIVIVI.

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Trading Standards investigate transfer of “world class” Pogba

Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.

Jokes

The best Marouane Fellaini jokes after red card for Agüero headbutt

Man Utd midfielder sent off in goalless Manchester derby.

Stories

VIDEO: Boy points out late Man City goal against United is offside to celebrating woman

From delight to devastation in the stands at the Etihad for goalless draw.