Manchester United


The best jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the Champions League by Sevilla

José Mourinho suffers 1-2 last-16 defeat at Old Trafford.

Fake News13.03.18

Alexis Sánchez disappearing act lights up Old Trafford

Breathtaking magic trick softens blow of Champions League exit.


The best Jamie Carragher spit jokes as video of motorway incident emerges

Appeared to target father and daughter after goading following Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool.

Fake News25.02.18

Chelsea targeting 7th to scupper Lukaku’s record of goals against top 6 sides

Man Utd striker draws level with Will Grigg - but only for now.

Fake News22.02.18

Photo of David de Gea not viable contraceptive, warn sexual health experts

Popular meme currently doing rounds is NOT on list of approved methods.


The best January 2018 transfer deadline day jokes

Big-money moves continue to fly in.


The best jokes as Ryan Giggs set to be named Wales manager

Press conference organised later today.

Fake News10.01.18

Sky Sports News to employ Haitian voodoo correspondents following Lukaku row

Syncretic religion alleged to have been key player in striker's departure from Everton.