Manchester United

Fake News21.03.17 18:06

England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.

Jokes17.03.17 01:52

The best Marcos Rojo banana jokes as United defender eats snack against Rostov

Peeled fruit delivered from the bench via Ashley Young.

Stories16.03.17 22:48

VIDEO: Marcos Rojo eats a banana during Man Utd v Rostov

Scoffs fruit mid-match as Mourinho bids to boost his blood sugar levels.

Fake News14.03.17 11:47

Diego Costa “still being a **** this morning at breakfast”

Not yet exhausted from ****ery in FA Cup win over Man Utd.

Fake News09.03.17 16:30

Tyrone Mings “disappointed” with death sentence

Bournemouth defender to be executed as Zlatan gets three-match ban.

Fake News02.03.17 20:12

Koeman decided he wanted Rooney during hazy trip back to Amsterdam

Everton boss returned to city to catch up with old friends and came away with sudden desire to sign Wayne.

Fake News27.02.17 10:40

Paul Pogba found alive and well after disappearing during EFL Cup final

Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.

Jokes27.02.17 02:14

The best jokes from EFL Cup final as Man Utd beat Southampton 3-2

87th-minute Ibrahimović winner fends off Saints fightback at Wembley.

Fake News23.02.17 12:41

Man Utd eye Wayne Shaw as Rooney replacement

"He offers us many of the same qualities," says Mourinho.