Manchester United


VIDEO: Fan tries to get selfie with Ryan Giggs in men’s toilets

Wales boss doesn't take kindly to being filmed while relieving himself.


VIDEO: New grime track “Lingard” about Man Utd star Jesse

Includes the line "got me feeling underrated like I'm Lingard".


The best Luke Shaw fat jokes after half-time substitution in Man Utd 2-0 Brighton

Mourinho makes example of overweight left-back during FA Cup victory.

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Luke Shaw preemptively shortlisted for 2019 Ballon d’Or as Mourinho plans sale

Expectations for Man Utd left-back soar in light of imminent separation from Portuguese boss.


The best jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the Champions League by Sevilla

José Mourinho suffers 1-2 last-16 defeat at Old Trafford.

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Alexis Sánchez disappearing act lights up Old Trafford

Breathtaking magic trick softens blow of Champions League exit.


The best Jamie Carragher spit jokes as video of motorway incident emerges

Appeared to target father and daughter after goading following Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool.