Man Utd boss drops sensational clanger.
Public service campaign goes badly wrong.
Man Utd fans' new chant comes in for criticism.
Time-honoured partnership strikes against Basel.
Striker faces mandatory penalty shoot-out assessment.
Catch-up with pal escalates quickly.
Mourinho watches discretely from stands as Toffees ace scores at Man City.
Inexorable march to every top honour set to complicate club calendar.