José Mourinho suffers 1-2 last-16 defeat at Old Trafford.
Breathtaking magic trick softens blow of Champions League exit.
Spitgate continues apace.
Appeared to target father and daughter after goading following Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool.
Man Utd striker draws level with Will Grigg - but only for now.
Popular meme currently doing rounds is NOT on list of approved methods.
Big-money moves continue to fly in.
Press conference organised later today.
Syncretic religion alleged to have been key player in striker's departure from Everton.
Wild celebrations follow added-time winner.