Manchester City

News25.11.16 19:46

Yaya Touré faces late interest test in race to be bothered for Burnley clash

Ivorian currently only gives one hoot, confirms Guardiola.

News01.11.16 22:15

“Kevin De Bruyne so blue and red I thought we’d scored,” says Barca boss Enrique

Belgian's free-kick against Barcelona most confusing complexion-related goal since Dale Winton's against Holland.

News23.10.16 17:00

John Stones back-pass “so calamitous it created a caliphate”, claim reports

Man City defender's blunder against Southampton inspires formation of new extremist group.

News20.10.16 14:14

Claudio Bravo’s name still cooler than Joe Hart’s, insists Guardiola

"It's proper Hollywood," roars defiant Spaniard.

Jokes20.10.16 02:01

The best jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City

New manager Pep Guardiola helpless on his return to former team.

News16.10.16 23:20

Guardiola to Man City fans: “Can any of you guys take a penalty?”

Manager claims his side don't have time to practise them.

News04.10.16 03:00

Sterling hits 3-year low against euro, withdraws from England squad

His replacement Andros Townsend lashed out at Glenn Hoddle.

News22.09.16 12:15

Mourinho v Pep stage play scheduled extra date due to popular demand

Performance to be picketed by EFL rally highlighting plight of British managers.