Ivorian currently only gives one hoot, confirms Guardiola.
Belgian's free-kick against Barcelona most confusing complexion-related goal since Dale Winton's against Holland.
Man City defender's blunder against Southampton inspires formation of new extremist group.
"It's proper Hollywood," roars defiant Spaniard.
Manager claims his side don't have time to practise them.
His replacement Andros Townsend lashed out at Glenn Hoddle.
Performance to be picketed by EFL rally highlighting plight of British managers.
Nothing else happens during two-week break.