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Fake News16.08.17

“All footballers to have double-barrelled surnames by 2025,” pledge Tories

Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold becomes latest to make a name - nay, two - for himself.

Fake News15.06.17

Liverpool sack Southampton manager

Reds take action as Claude Puel refuses to play ball on Virgil van Dijk transfer.

Stories14.04.17

VIDEO: Lady in Liverpool shirt raps Notorious B.I.G. – Juicy

Institutional tune brought to English football.

Fake News28.03.17

EXCLUSIVE: Adam Lallana slips on banana

Fruit-based mishap sees Liverpool midfielder incur thigh injury.

Fake News22.03.17

Heartbroken Klopp: “Chris Coleman never calls me any more”

"Not about Ben Woodburn or anything else," wails Liverpool boss.

Fake News19.03.17

Guardiola’s “mind blown” by new Ed Sheeran album

Also describes draw with Liverpool as "one of the most special days of my life".

Fake News06.03.17

Dropping Sánchez “may not have been tactical”, suspect intrepid pundits

"It could be some kind of Russian conspiracy", claims one expert.

Fake News28.02.17

Naff commentators gear up for spate of chortlesome Shakespeare quips

Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.

Jokes27.02.17

The best jokes as Shakespeare’s Leicester beat Liverpool 3-1

First act for caretaker manager since Ranieri sacking.