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Naff commentators gear up for spate of chortlesome Shakespeare quips

Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.

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The best jokes as Shakespeare’s Leicester beat Liverpool 3-1

First act for caretaker manager since Ranieri sacking.

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Liverpool’s incompatibility with windows put Bill Gates off takeover bid

Microsoft billionaire spoke to Neil Warnock before making decision.

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Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

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PHOTO: Liverpool fan wears mixed denim and leather jeans at Anfield

1-1 draw with Chelsea turns into concourse fashion show.

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The best jokes from a weekend of FA Cup fourth round upsets

Televised wins for Lincoln, Wolves, Millwall, Sutton and almost Wycombe too.

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Chaos at John Lennon Airport as Sadio Mané returns to Liverpool

Trumptacular scenes as Senegal forward returns from African Cup of Nations.

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Klopp bumps into Guardiola during nude forest rampage

Liverpool boss reacts badly to EFL Cup semi-final defeat to Southampton.