POTUS brands £35m Liverpool signing "Ineffective Ox" at General Assembly.
Disappointment for new signing despite breaking back into starting lineup.
Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.
Shows sportsmanship after kicking it off.
Hosts run riot after controversial Sadio Mané red card.
New signing has seen his side concede nine in two matches.
Liverpool boss set for Super Hans role in Guardiola/Mourinho flat-share romp.
Enjoyable end to the window.
Surgeons used "lots of anaesthetic and a big axe".
Another poor start to the Premier League campaign for Arsène Wenger.