Fake News22.10.17

Liverpool and Everton to discuss merging into one manageable shambles

Might make more sense to get thrashed jointly rather than separately.

Fake News20.09.17

Donald Trump criticises Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in wide-ranging UN speech

POTUS brands £35m Liverpool signing "Ineffective Ox" at General Assembly.


More Oxlade-Chamberlain jokes as Liverpool lose Carabao Cup clash at Leicester

Disappointment for new signing despite breaking back into starting lineup.


The best jokes as Arsenal sit out first night of Champions League action this season

Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.

Fake News10.09.17

Sadio Mané visits Ederson’s head in hospital

Shows sportsmanship after kicking it off.


The best jokes as Manchester City beat Liverpool 5-0 and Mané sees red

Hosts run riot after controversial Sadio Mané red card.


The best Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain jokes as Liverpool lose 5-0 at Man City on his debut

New signing has seen his side concede nine in two matches.

Fake News07.09.17

Guardiola and Klopp “will meet after Saturday match” to discuss Pep Show sitcom idea

Liverpool boss set for Super Hans role in Guardiola/Mourinho flat-share romp.


The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.