Stories14.04.17 09:58

VIDEO: Lady in Liverpool shirt raps Notorious B.I.G. – Juicy

Institutional tune brought to English football.

Fake News28.03.17 19:08

EXCLUSIVE: Adam Lallana slips on banana

Fruit-based mishap sees Liverpool midfielder incur thigh injury.

Fake News22.03.17 01:40

Heartbroken Klopp: “Chris Coleman never calls me any more”

"Not about Ben Woodburn or anything else," wails Liverpool boss.

Fake News19.03.17 20:41

Guardiola’s “mind blown” by new Ed Sheeran album

Also describes draw with Liverpool as "one of the most special days of my life".

Fake News06.03.17 09:55

Dropping Sánchez “may not have been tactical”, suspect intrepid pundits

"It could be some kind of Russian conspiracy", claims one expert.

Fake News28.02.17 00:14

Naff commentators gear up for spate of chortlesome Shakespeare quips

Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.

Jokes27.02.17 23:58

The best jokes as Shakespeare’s Leicester beat Liverpool 3-1

First act for caretaker manager since Ranieri sacking.

Fake News08.02.17 17:54

Liverpool’s incompatibility with windows put Bill Gates off takeover bid

Microsoft billionaire spoke to Neil Warnock before making decision.

Fake News03.02.17 14:11

Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.