"Not about Ben Woodburn or anything else," wails Liverpool boss.
"It could be some kind of Russian conspiracy", claims one expert.
Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.
Microsoft billionaire spoke to Neil Warnock before making decision.
Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.