Fake News09.01.18

“Leaving Liverpool instantly perfected my English,” claims Coutinho after stirring farewell message

"I can only hope I bestrode your historical nonpareil of a club like a burgeoning colossus," says Brazilian.


The best jokes as Barcelona set to sign Philippe Coutinho from Liverpool for £142m

Another protracted Liverpool transfer saga draws to a close.


The best jokes as Liverpool let three-goal lead slip to draw 3-3 at Sevilla

Visitors looked home and dry at half-time in Champions League group stage tie.

Fake News21.11.17

Liverpool’s Alberto Moreno to be awarded freedom of the city of Seville

Left-back's antics spark 'reverse Istanbul' in Champions League clash.

Fake News22.10.17

Liverpool and Everton to discuss merging into one manageable shambles

Might make more sense to get thrashed jointly rather than separately.

Fake News20.09.17

Donald Trump criticises Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in wide-ranging UN speech

POTUS brands £35m Liverpool signing "Ineffective Ox" at General Assembly.


More Oxlade-Chamberlain jokes as Liverpool lose Carabao Cup clash at Leicester

Disappointment for new signing despite breaking back into starting lineup.