Europa League win over Dynamo Kiev sends him skidding.
Could always use the excuse that he was worn out from working on deadline day deals.
Has to be pinned down by staff while bikini-clad girlfriend Gianella Marengo fights his corner.
Performed "unfortunate somersault" after scoring both goals in a 2-1 win against his former club Lazio.
Comparison made in attempt to illustrate how Liverpool might run through horses' legs.
A Lineker Bond film title, art from Jody Craddock, Craig Beattie Q&A, Clint Dempsey sandwich and more in Tweets of the Weekend.
The Frenchman has been dans l'eau chaud for saying "'kin 'ell" live on Quenelle Plus.
Featuring tweets from Xavi Alonso, Eden Hazard, Peter Odemwingie, Graeme Le Saux and more!
Since Arsenal's Jack Wilshere was caught smoking, we got thinking on 'football smoking' puns and came up with a fair few.
Starring Rafael Benitez, Carlo Cudicini, Gary Lineker, Alexi Lalas, Joey Barton, David Thompson and many more.