Goals from Mata and Fellaini prompt celestial apparition during 2-0 win over Hull.
Replaces man with boring, unrefined Irish name.
Spotted playing against each other in Hull last night.
Mourinho assumes form of giant snake as Phelan stomps balloons in anguish.
Turns down rival offers from Uber, Starbucks and Newcastle United.
Also fed up with lack of transfer funds, but mostly the frog thing.
Plans for a swimsuit competition "comprehensively scrapped".