Hull City

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Mourinho now able to retroactively edit his own track record

Man Utd boss acquires power to customise his results and achievements.

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Burnley set to sign Premier League status from Hull for £10m

Deal for continued top-flight presence includes free Snodgrass.

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Face of Moyes appears in clouds over Old Trafford during EFL Cup semi

Goals from Mata and Fellaini prompt celestial apparition during 2-0 win over Hull.

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The best Mike Phelan sacked jokes after Hull City exit

Spent just 85 days as head coach at the KCOM.

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Dawson and Jagielka definitely two different people – confirmed

Spotted playing against each other in Hull last night.

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League Cup still meaningless, fans of winning teams disappointed to learn

"Apparently Mickey Mouse sponsors it now," says deflated supporter.

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Man Utd curse lifted, new era of Fergie time ushered in

Mourinho assumes form of giant snake as Phelan stomps balloons in anguish.

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The best jokes as Premier League new boys Hull beat champions Leicester on opening day

Shock 2-1 defeat has people guessing what surprises what might be in store for this campaign.