Hull City

Fake News27.01.17 09:43

Mourinho now able to retroactively edit his own track record

Man Utd boss acquires power to customise his results and achievements.

Fake News25.01.17 12:52

Burnley set to sign Premier League status from Hull for £10m

Deal for continued top-flight presence includes free Snodgrass.

Fake News11.01.17 15:37

Face of Moyes appears in clouds over Old Trafford during EFL Cup semi

Goals from Mata and Fellaini prompt celestial apparition during 2-0 win over Hull.

Fake News05.01.17 20:28

Hull marks City of Culture year by appointing manager called Marco Silva

Replaces man with boring, unrefined Irish name.

Jokes04.01.17 18:09

The best Mike Phelan sacked jokes after Hull City exit

Spent just 85 days as head coach at the KCOM.

Fake News31.12.16 11:23

Dawson and Jagielka definitely two different people – confirmed

Spotted playing against each other in Hull last night.

Fake News25.10.16 21:40

League Cup still meaningless, fans of winning teams disappointed to learn

"Apparently Mickey Mouse sponsors it now," says deflated supporter.

Fake News28.08.16 12:20

Man Utd curse lifted, new era of Fergie time ushered in

Mourinho assumes form of giant snake as Phelan stomps balloons in anguish.

Jokes15.08.16 05:14

The best jokes as Premier League new boys Hull beat champions Leicester on opening day

Shock 2-1 defeat has people guessing what surprises what might be in store for this campaign.

Fake News02.08.16 03:00

Mohamed Diamé leaves Hull for zero hours contract at bar

Turns down rival offers from Uber, Starbucks and Newcastle United.