Fake News06.08.16

Benítez wakes up with “welcome to the Championship” stamped on his face

Discovers unwanted slogan after leading Newcastle to most second-tier defeat possible.


VIDEO: Rafael Benítez magic hand returns for Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

Sends infographic whooshing across screen almost a decade on from original feat.


Dimitar Berbatov interviews himself on Facebook

Mercurial Bulgarian attempts to explain red card offence in decidedly unconventional manner.


Ten photos of footballers taking the tube

Featuring players from Spurs, Crystal Palace, Man Utd, the German national side and more.


Talking Spurs and Fulham with Palace

Leo and Rupert from the band discuss their respective loves of Spurs and Fulham.


Top 10 A-list stars at football matches (videos)

Starring Sylvester Stallone, David Hasselhoff, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson and more!

Fake News01.11.14

Meulensteen slates Rodgers for not appointing Meulensteen

Inordinately Mancunian-seeming Dutchman blasts squaliforme Liverpool boss over neglected texts.

Fake News10.07.14

Ross McCormack Fulham fee “understood” to be billions

Cellino talks with press said to be "entirely cordial and in no way untoward".


Dancing footballers: a recent history

Featuring Daniel Sturridge, Ronaldinho, Joe Hart, Emmanuel Adebayor and Louis van Gaal.


Top 6 football excuses: Touré birthday snub, Yobo miracle & more!

Invisible Man Utd kit! Michael Jackson statue removal! Ball too bouncy! Frogs too noisy!