Fake News06.08.16 17:31

Benítez wakes up with “welcome to the Championship” stamped on his face

Discovers unwanted slogan after leading Newcastle to most second-tier defeat possible.

Stories06.08.16 16:45

VIDEO: Rafael Benítez magic hand returns for Fulham 1-0 Newcastle

Sends infographic whooshing across screen almost a decade on from original feat.

Stories27.01.16 03:00

Dimitar Berbatov interviews himself on Facebook

Mercurial Bulgarian attempts to explain red card offence in decidedly unconventional manner.

Lists20.01.16 11:26

Ten photos of footballers taking the tube

Featuring players from Spurs, Crystal Palace, Man Utd, the German national side and more.

Interviews27.04.15 11:45

Talking Spurs and Fulham with Palace

Leo and Rupert from the band discuss their respective loves of Spurs and Fulham.

Lists22.01.15 15:43

Top 10 A-list stars at football matches (videos)

Starring Sylvester Stallone, David Hasselhoff, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson and more!

Fake News01.11.14 12:21

Meulensteen slates Rodgers for not appointing Meulensteen

Inordinately Mancunian-seeming Dutchman blasts squaliforme Liverpool boss over neglected texts.

Fake News10.07.14 03:00

Ross McCormack Fulham fee “understood” to be billions

Cellino talks with press said to be "entirely cordial and in no way untoward".

Lists04.06.14 03:00

Dancing footballers: a recent history

Featuring Daniel Sturridge, Ronaldinho, Joe Hart, Emmanuel Adebayor and Louis van Gaal.

Lists22.05.14 10:00

Top 6 football excuses: Touré birthday snub, Yobo miracle & more!

Invisible Man Utd kit! Michael Jackson statue removal! Ball too bouncy! Frogs too noisy!