Fake News23.03.17 14:12

Everton announce plans for new stadium that’s not made entirely out of wood

Goodison Park to be dumped at civic amenity site for recycling.

Jokes06.03.17 18:05

The best Kane Alli handshake jokes after goal celebration against Everton

Choreographed display after first goal in 3-2 win over Everton.

Fake News02.03.17 20:12

Koeman decided he wanted Rooney during hazy trip back to Amsterdam

Everton boss returned to city to catch up with old friends and came away with sudden desire to sign Wayne.

Fake News30.01.17 10:46

Erratic Moyes now hording ex-Everton players as crazy old lady would cats

Sunderland boss cradles Pienaar for companionship.

Jokes15.01.17 20:59

The best jokes from Everton 4-0 Manchester City

Focussing on the City coach and expensive acquisition John Stones.

Fake News10.01.17 23:37

Koeman demands bionic Lukaku after tantrum lands him Schneiderlin

Everton boss spent yesterday stomping his feet and screaming.

Fake News31.12.16 11:23

Dawson and Jagielka definitely two different people – confirmed

Spotted playing against each other in Hull last night.

Fake News22.12.16 13:00

Ronald Trump? Everton boss Koeman plans to build wall around Lukaku

Structure to serve dual purpose of keeping him in place and helping him improve first touch.

Fake News20.12.16 09:10

Ross Barkley’s studs expected to land on Jordan Henderson sometime this evening

Everton star initiated challenge during last night's Merseyside derby.

Fake News14.12.16 14:40

“Get on the wire, tell ’em all how to bring those SOBs down,” roars triumphant Koeman

Everton boss hatched revolutionary plan to take down Arsenal.