Toffees ace runs with uncharacteristic fervour towards exit door.
UK grime star lined up to replace United-bound Lukaku.
Price for Everton switch directly proportional to how often he had to leap to Black Cats' rescue.
Everton midfielder's embattled former boss wades in.
Everton and Republic of Ireland bosses agree on "verbal straightener".
Goodison Park to be dumped at civic amenity site for recycling.