Fake News11.05.17 17:37

Koeman gives “slow writer” Barkley one week to sign contract

"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.

Fake News10.04.17 16:36

“Barkley took punch like a girl,” roars drunken Moyes

Everton midfielder's embattled former boss wades in.

Fake News01.04.17 07:54

Koeman and O’Neill finalise plans to meet up and shout at each other

Everton and Republic of Ireland bosses agree on "verbal straightener".

Stories29.03.17 15:00

VIDEO: Landon Donovan jumps onto fans off taco truck and is nearly dropped

Yells expletive than leaps into unexpecting throng with near-calamitous results.

Fake News23.03.17 14:12

Everton announce plans for new stadium that’s not made entirely out of wood

Goodison Park to be dumped at civic amenity site for recycling.

Jokes06.03.17 18:05

The best Kane Alli handshake jokes after goal celebration against Everton

Choreographed display after first goal in 3-2 win over Everton.

Fake News02.03.17 20:12

Koeman decided he wanted Rooney during hazy trip back to Amsterdam

Everton boss returned to city to catch up with old friends and came away with sudden desire to sign Wayne.

Fake News30.01.17 10:46

Erratic Moyes now hording ex-Everton players as crazy old lady would cats

Sunderland boss cradles Pienaar for companionship.

Jokes15.01.17 20:59

The best jokes from Everton 4-0 Manchester City

Focussing on the City coach and expensive acquisition John Stones.