VIDEO: Referee can’t apologise enough to Newcastle players for missing handball at Everton

Bobby Madley eventually snaps and yells "I said I'm sorry!"

Fake News05.02.18

Sam Allardyce just three wins away from the sack, Everton warn

Toffees slap Big Sam with 'stay up and get out' order.


The best jokes as Watford sack Marco Silva and appoint Javi Gracia

Strongly-worded statement from the club blamed earlier approach from Everton.

Fake News21.01.18

Everton to approach every other PL manager after Watford blame them for Marco Silva sacking

Toffees to see whether they really can send all rival teams into free fall just by trying to recruit their gaffers.

Fake News16.01.18

Thousands of Arsenal fans travel up to Liverpool for Walcott’s Everton medical

Some travelling to lend support, others for entertainment.

Fake News10.01.18

Sky Sports News to employ Haitian voodoo correspondents following Lukaku row

Syncretic religion alleged to have been key player in striker's departure from Everton.


The best jokes as Sam Allardyce is linked with the Everton manager’s job again

Club reopen talks following successive heavy defeats.

Fake News05.11.17

Niasse scores with knee and ass, learns meaning of nominative determinism

Everton striker's bizarre goal sparks comeback win against Watford.