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Everton to approach every other PL manager after Watford blame them for Marco Silva sacking

Toffees to see whether they really can send all rival teams into free fall just by trying to recruit their gaffers.

Fake News16.01.18

Thousands of Arsenal fans travel up to Liverpool for Walcott’s Everton medical

Some travelling to lend support, others for entertainment.

Fake News10.01.18

Sky Sports News to employ Haitian voodoo correspondents following Lukaku row

Syncretic religion alleged to have been key player in striker's departure from Everton.


The best jokes as Sam Allardyce is linked with the Everton manager’s job again

Club reopen talks following successive heavy defeats.

Fake News05.11.17

Niasse scores with knee and ass, learns meaning of nominative determinism

Everton striker's bizarre goal sparks comeback win against Watford.

Fake News25.10.17

Boy finds Ashley Williams at Everton v Arsenal and sells him for £5

What do you do when you find a centre-back but your dad has always told you to "not keep what is not ours"?


The best Ronald Koeman sacked jokes as Everton dismiss manager

Leaves club in relegation zone following 2-5 defeat to Arsenal.