News30.01.17 10:46

Erratic Moyes now hording ex-Everton players as crazy old lady would cats

Sunderland boss cradles Pienaar for companionship.

Jokes15.01.17 20:59

The best jokes from Everton 4-0 Manchester City

Focussing on the City coach and expensive acquisition John Stones.

News10.01.17 23:37

Koeman demands bionic Lukaku after tantrum lands him Schneiderlin

Everton boss spent yesterday stomping his feet and screaming.

News31.12.16 11:23

Dawson and Jagielka definitely two different people – confirmed

Spotted playing against each other in Hull last night.

News22.12.16 13:00

Ronald Trump? Everton boss Koeman plans to build wall around Lukaku

Structure to serve dual purpose of keeping him in place and helping him improve first touch.

News20.12.16 09:10

Ross Barkley’s studs expected to land on Jordan Henderson sometime this evening

Everton star initiated challenge during last night's Merseyside derby.

News14.12.16 14:40

“Get on the wire, tell ’em all how to bring those SOBs down,” roars triumphant Koeman

Everton boss hatched revolutionary plan to take down Arsenal.

Jokes12.12.16 05:05

The best jokes as Marouane Fellaini booed by Man Utd fans at Old Trafford

Substitute made late mistake the previous week against Everton.

Jokes05.12.16 13:15

The best jokes as Marouane Fellaini gives away late penalty against Everton

Short but much-castigated substitute appearance at Goodison Park.

News04.12.16 18:53

Ronald Koeman’s Christmas tree gifts Everton late penalty

Toffees boss manages to switch it for Fellaini without Mourinho noticing.