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The best jokes as Wayne Rooney is sentenced for drink-driving

Banned from driving for 2 years and ordered to perform 100 hours of unpaid work.

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Everton to don Angry Birds on shirt sleeves in show of solidarity with Wayne Rooney

Toffees team-mates to express sympathy for star's marital troubles.

Jokes

The best jokes as Wayne Rooney is arrested on suspicion of drink driving

Ahead of the first England match following international retirement.

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Wayne Rooney retires from international tournament failure

Calls time on thwarted efforts against packed minnow defences.

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Man Utd eye £50m Rooney as Real Madrid close in on Lukaku

Mourinho watches discretely from stands as Toffees ace scores at Man City.

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“I can still procreate at the top level,” roars resurgent Rooney

Now just fourteen children away from becoming Rooney family's all-time top scorer.

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Duncan Ferguson volunteers to steward at Hajduk Split v Everton

Former player-bouncer cum coach wants a piece of the action in partial Balkan state cum electronic music festival hot spot.

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Everton fans spot hairline continuity error in Rooney’s Man Utd career

"It was all CGI, stock footage and his secret twin brother," claim conspiracy theorist Toffees.

Stories

VIDEO: Phil Neville can’t count to four during The Debate show on Sky Sports

Repeated the number one three times, then skipped straight to four.