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The best jokes as England bore again with narrow win in Lithuania

Dreary weather matches the football on offer.

Fake News06.10.17

England fans qualify for massive fight with Russia fans

Supporters rewarded with large-scale scrap for successfully enduring Slovenia match.


The best jokes about the pitch invader at England vs Slovenia

Made for a little merriment as dull encounter was paused.


The best jokes from England 1-0 Slovenia as Three Lions stutter to World Cup qualification

Disappointing night despite assurance of trip to Russia next summer.

Fake News08.09.17

Spurs boss Pochettino in shock Mr Bean rant

Spends twenty minutes drawing furious comparisons with Dele Alli.

Fake News05.09.17

England players ask to work from home for the 2018 World Cup

Feel like they could achieve just as much from the couch.