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Today’s England squad now the leading cause of depression in the UK

Samaritans on high alert for forthcoming games against Germany and Lithuania.

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Graham Taylor reaffirms dislike of orange by dying just days before Trump inauguration

Former England manager spared ignominy of living to see reality TV star become President.

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Gareth Southgate confirmed as new England sucker

Former Pizza Hut star announced as head fall guy coach on permanent basis.

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“We were looking for Rooney,” insist strip club duo Henderson and Lallana

England pair were unaware their drunken captain was playing piano at a wedding.