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Wayne Rooney retires from international tournament failure

Calls time on thwarted efforts against packed minnow defences.

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Lithuania vanquished by England’s footballing nonpareils

A performance for the ages as Three Lions run out 2-0 winners.

Jokes

The best jokes from two boring England games against Germany and Lithuania

More of the same from the national side despite being under new management.

Stories

VIDEO: Naked England fan in stands at Germany friendly

"That is a hero right there," heard on tape.

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Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

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England playing Germany tonight, apparently

International break strikes again as historical fixture fails to enthuse.

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England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.