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Spurs boss Pochettino in shock Mr Bean rant

Spends twenty minutes drawing furious comparisons with Dele Alli.

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England players ask to work from home for the 2018 World Cup

Feel like they could achieve just as much from the couch.

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“We’re technically on course to win the World Cup,” crows triumphant Southgate

England boss enjoying the delusional meantime buzz after 2-1 Slovakia rout.

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The best jokes from England 2-1 Slovakia, World Cup qualifier at Wembley

Tough start for the hosts was eventually overcome, Dele Alli gestured towards the referee.

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Harry Kane’s August droughts linked to pollen levels

Striker's perpetually open mouth not conducive to blistering starts, claim scientists.

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The best jokes from Malta 0-4 England as late goals flatter visitors

Dismal performance in routine World Cup qualifier.

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The best jokes as Wayne Rooney is arrested on suspicion of drink driving

Ahead of the first England match following international retirement.

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Crushing disappointment to continue with England career

Long-standing emotion confirms it will remain with squad despite Rooney retirement.