The best jokes from England 0-0 Brazil after second goalless draw in a week

Three Lions kick off World Cup warm-ups with successive snoozefests.


The best jokes as ragtag England draw 0-0 with Germany in Wembley friendly

Friday night date with video assistant referee.

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FA overtake England in Fifa’s world failure rankings

Handling of Eniola Aluko situation outshines even Three Lions showing at Euro 2016.

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England games deliberately dull to boost appreciation for Premier League – report

International fixtures made boring to "enhance consumer enthusiasm for domestic top flight".

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Lee Nelson revels in latest prank as he plays for England dressed as Jordan Henderson

Japester follows up Theresa May P45 with shocking performance in Lithuania.


The best jokes as England bore again with narrow win in Lithuania

Dreary weather matches the football on offer.

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England fans qualify for massive fight with Russia fans

Supporters rewarded with large-scale scrap for successfully enduring Slovenia match.