England

Stories24.03.17 04:12

VIDEO: Naked England fan in stands at Germany friendly

"That is a hero right there," heard on tape.

Stories24.03.17 03:53

VIDEO: England fan dives into canal in Dortmund

Big splash in the Dortmund–Ems.

Fake News22.03.17 23:16

Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

Fake News22.03.17 15:08

England playing Germany tonight, apparently

International break strikes again as historical fixture fails to enthuse.

Fake News21.03.17 18:06

England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.

Fake News16.03.17 20:05

Today’s England squad now the leading cause of depression in the UK

Samaritans on high alert for forthcoming games against Germany and Lithuania.

Fake News12.01.17 19:54

Graham Taylor reaffirms dislike of orange by dying just days before Trump inauguration

Former England manager spared ignominy of living to see reality TV star become President.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.

Fake News30.11.16 19:06

Gareth Southgate confirmed as new England sucker

Former Pizza Hut star announced as head fall guy coach on permanent basis.

Fake News21.11.16 11:53

“We were looking for Rooney,” insist strip club duo Henderson and Lallana

England pair were unaware their drunken captain was playing piano at a wedding.