Fake News27.03.17 13:31

Lithuania vanquished by England’s footballing nonpareils

A performance for the ages as Three Lions run out 2-0 winners.

Jokes27.03.17 06:27

The best jokes from two boring England games against Germany and Lithuania

More of the same from the national side despite being under new management.

Stories24.03.17 04:12

VIDEO: Naked England fan in stands at Germany friendly

"That is a hero right there," heard on tape.

Stories24.03.17 03:53

VIDEO: England fan dives into canal in Dortmund

Big splash in the Dortmund–Ems.

Fake News22.03.17 23:16

Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

Fake News22.03.17 15:08

England playing Germany tonight, apparently

International break strikes again as historical fixture fails to enthuse.

Fake News21.03.17 18:06

England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.

Fake News16.03.17 20:05

Today’s England squad now the leading cause of depression in the UK

Samaritans on high alert for forthcoming games against Germany and Lithuania.

Fake News12.01.17 19:54

Graham Taylor reaffirms dislike of orange by dying just days before Trump inauguration

Former England manager spared ignominy of living to see reality TV star become President.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.