England Women

Lists24.08.16 14:40

Fourteen funny football social media fails

Starring Clayton, Benteke, Rooney, Lescott, Wilshere, Ronaldo and more - but no Andre Gray.

Jokes07.07.15 10:26

The best FA jokes after sexist tweet to England Women

"Our Lionesses go back to being mothers, partners and daughters, but they've taken on another title - heroes". D'oh.

News02.07.15 14:26

England Women record pluckiest defeat to date

Lionesses bow out in most English way imaginable thanks to last-minute wonder-own-goal.

News29.06.15 12:15

England World Cup semi-final rumour turns out to be true

Returning Glastonbury-goers stunned by confirmation of on-site gossip.

News24.06.15 00:55

England reach World Cup quarter finals unnoticed

Satirical football website finally gets too preachy.

Collections22.06.15 10:57

The best Women’s World Cup tweets ahead of Norway v England

Place in quarter-finals up for grabs.

News10.06.15 12:00

England women’s team almost as boring as men’s team

Look set to bore and frustrate English supporters to a degree hitherto only inflicted by their male counterparts.

News19.07.13 03:00

England women’s team slump to equality with group stage exit

"It mortifies me to have presided over the women's team finally matching the standard set by the men's," laments coach Hope Powell