England Women

Fake News19.10.17

FA overtake England in Fifa’s world failure rankings

Handling of Eniola Aluko situation outshines even Three Lions showing at Euro 2016.

Fake News21.09.17

“I probably shouldn’t have consulted Roy Hodgson,” admits Mark Sampson

Sacked England Women's coach regrets listening to Andros Townsend case study.

Lists24.08.16

Fourteen funny football social media fails

Starring Clayton, Benteke, Rooney, Lescott, Wilshere, Ronaldo and more - but no Andre Gray.

Jokes07.07.15

The best FA jokes after sexist tweet to England Women

"Our Lionesses go back to being mothers, partners and daughters, but they've taken on another title - heroes". D'oh.

Fake News02.07.15

England Women record pluckiest defeat to date

Lionesses bow out in most English way imaginable thanks to last-minute wonder-own-goal.

Fake News29.06.15

England World Cup semi-final rumour turns out to be true

Returning Glastonbury-goers stunned by confirmation of on-site gossip.

Fake News24.06.15

England reach World Cup quarter finals unnoticed

Satirical football website finally gets too preachy.

Fake News10.06.15

England women’s team almost as boring as men’s team

Look set to bore and frustrate English supporters to a degree hitherto only inflicted by their male counterparts.