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Football Tweets of the Week: Rooney, Jeffers, Blanc, Schmeichel and more!

“Football Tweets of the Week?” “Just the one, ta. I’m watching my figure.” “Sorry, I tried to shake out just the one but loads came […]

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Football Tweets of the Week: Mbia, Cole, Di Santo, Odemwingie and more!

“Tweets of the Week!” “Beg pardon?” “Football Tweets of the Week! Down there!” “What the blazes are you…oh, I see. Thank you, kind sir – […]

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Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Townsend, Bennett, Stockdale, Lineker and more!

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

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Football Tweets of the Week: Pelé, Ferdinand, Owen, Neville, Luiz and more!

Just have yourself a butcher’s at our Football Tweets of the Week and be done with it… Inadequately Expressed Fact of the Week Rio Ferdinand, […]