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VIDEO: Aldershot manager calls fans down to celebrate penalties win, then loses

Celebrates too early in National League playoffs match.

Fake News13.11.17

Ebbsfleet United face disciplinary action over failure to give Mambo number 5 shirt

Club stands accused of failing to adhere to stringent non-league banter protocols.


Football Tweets of the Weekend: Ferdinand, Lineker, Emmanuel-Thomas and many more!

It’s our Weekend Tweets of the Football! No, wait – it’s our Football Tweets of the Weekend! Take it away, footballing weekend tweeters! Father’s Day […]


Everton badge, Cardiff shirt and the top ten controversial identity changes

Everton have hardly softened the blow of David Moyes’s departure to Manchester United by issuing an absolute disaster of a new club crest, one which […]


Football Tweets of the Week: Marsh, Stockdale, Lambe and many more!

So it’s time once again for Football Tweets of the Week! Contributions from a Bermuda international, Watford’s mascot, Wayne Rooney and a whole bunch of […]


Football Tweets of the Week: Barton, Ferdinand, Iniesta, Valdes, Santos and more!

What do you get if you cross football, Twitter and a hawk-like lookout for the week’s best football-related tweets? That’s right: it’s Football Burp’s Football […]


Football Tweets of the Weekend: Moyes, Samba, Mulumbu, Michu and more!

Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend are good for you, so ruddy well have some… Hitting Back at the Critics of the Weekend Christopher […]

Fake News10.04.12

Spurs Boss Now Listening to Your Suggestions, However Dumb They Might Be

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has unveiled exciting new plans to turn the famous north London club into an executive Ebbsfleet United. Speaking just after […]