Tweety Camera: Leiva, Assou-Ekotto, Meyler, Rose, Ricketts, Wainwright

Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so. All day every day, you can be […]


Jermaine Pedant: Ferdinand, Cahill, Lineker, Knight, Akpom, Wabara, Wainwright

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]


Top 10: Bizarre Football Rants

The sad plight of Darlington was at least imbued with a touch of comedy in February 2009 thanks to this curious video message from arch-villain-in-chief/former […]