Crystal Palace

Fake News09.01.18

“All hail our new robot overlords,” says gracious Roy Hodgson

Human error close to being eliminated entirely from sporting contest.


The best jokes as Jason Puncheon charged with possession of an offensive weapon

Disturbance near the Mishiko bar on Church Street in Reigate.

Fake News30.10.17

Michail Antonio vows to spend less time practising goal celebrations

West Ham forward pledges to instead practise actually playing football.


The best jokes as Crystal Palace lose 4-0 at Man Utd and go seven games without a goal

Roy Hodgson's side still yet to win or draw in the league this season.

Fake News24.09.17

Crystal Palace hire professional pick-up artists to help them score

Goalless Eagles turn to 'seduction experts' in search for goals.


The best jokes as Crystal Palace sack Frank de Boer and appoint Roy Hodgson

Dutchman leaves after just four games in charge.

Fake News11.09.17

“I said give me Sakho, not the sack,” roars incredulous de Boer

Crystal Palace sack manager after humorous misunderstanding.