Jonny Evans caught badly out of position as barrister.
With Leicester and West Ham players included, it's like no other.
"I felt like the chosen one, but we're probably going to lose 12 on the bounce now," he said.
Ranting, raving, complaining and swearing throughout his managerial career.
Starring Clayton, Benteke, Rooney, Lescott, Wilshere, Ronaldo and more - but no Andre Gray.
Announces he's signed for wrong club and even spells it incorrectly.
£27m Benteke to become the Eagles' first recognised forward since Ian Wright.
Bosnian follower emails every league team, getting ten responses - and here they are.
Throws eye-catching shapes to Jason Puncheon's opener only to see Man Utd equalise minutes later.
Claims striker dived to win stoppage-time penalty in Liverpool's 2-1 win.