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VIDEO: Arsenal’s Mesut Özil passes to substitute during Crystal Palace defeat

German mistakes Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain for a team-mate on the pitch.

Jokes

The best jokes as Arsenal lose 3-0 at Crystal Palace

Manager Arsène Wenger and his future once again the centre of attention.

Stories

PHOTO: Sam Allardyce as Cheryl Cole

Donned full costume singer wore for hit single, Fight for This Love.

Fake News

Alan Pardew will dance for Trump at inauguration ball

Out-of-work manager to entertain President-Elect with gyrating hips.

Fake News

Pardew sacking “first predictable thing to happen in 2016”, claim experts

Others argue that barmy year ending on predictable note is in itself unpredictable.

Jokes

The best jokes as Crystal Palace sack Alan Pardew

Club lie 17th in the Premier League.

Fake News

High Court latest: Tony Pulis fails to organise defence

Jonny Evans caught badly out of position as barrister.