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“I said give me Sakho, not the sack,” roars incredulous de Boer

Crystal Palace sack manager after humorous misunderstanding.

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“Let me bounce back at West Ham or Crystal Palace,” roars Alan Pardew

Out-of-work boss issues rousing come-and-get-me plea at Norwich hotel.


VIDEO: Arsenal’s Mesut Özil passes to substitute during Crystal Palace defeat

German mistakes Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain for a team-mate on the pitch.


The best jokes as Arsenal lose 3-0 at Crystal Palace

Manager Arsène Wenger and his future once again the centre of attention.


PHOTO: Sam Allardyce as Cheryl Cole

Donned full costume singer wore for hit single, Fight for This Love.

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Alan Pardew will dance for Trump at inauguration ball

Out-of-work manager to entertain President-Elect with gyrating hips.