Crystal Palace

Fake News30.10.17

Michail Antonio vows to spend less time practising goal celebrations

West Ham forward pledges to instead practise actually playing football.

Jokes01.10.17

The best jokes as Crystal Palace lose 4-0 at Man Utd and go seven games without a goal

Roy Hodgson's side still yet to win or draw in the league this season.

Fake News24.09.17

Crystal Palace hire professional pick-up artists to help them score

Goalless Eagles turn to 'seduction experts' in search for goals.

Jokes11.09.17

The best jokes as Crystal Palace sack Frank de Boer and appoint Roy Hodgson

Dutchman leaves after just four games in charge.

Fake News11.09.17

“I said give me Sakho, not the sack,” roars incredulous de Boer

Crystal Palace sack manager after humorous misunderstanding.

Jokes31.08.17

The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.

Fake News27.08.17

“Let me bounce back at West Ham or Crystal Palace,” roars Alan Pardew

Out-of-work boss issues rousing come-and-get-me plea at Norwich hotel.

Stories12.04.17

VIDEO: Arsenal’s Mesut Özil passes to substitute during Crystal Palace defeat

German mistakes Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain for a team-mate on the pitch.

Jokes11.04.17

The best jokes as Arsenal lose 3-0 at Crystal Palace

Manager Arsène Wenger and his future once again the centre of attention.