It is believed he inadvertently blasted open the portal into our realm while firing gunshots at a life-size cardboard cutout of Dwight Yorke.
Our Tweets of the Week include Stan Collymore v UKIP, a Gareth Bale accolade, some frisky Jensens and much more besides.
Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]
Just have yourself a butcher’s at our Football Tweets of the Week and be done with it… Inadequately Expressed Fact of the Week Rio Ferdinand, […]
It’s…Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week! Get a load of these, already… Fingering Pussies of the Week Stan Collymore, talkSPORT Christ, if Nani did […]
Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so. All day every day, you can be […]