Crawley Town

Stories21.12.15 03:00

VIDEO: Spoof freestyle half-time entertainment at Barnet

Tyler Swift entertains the crowd at Barnet vs Crawley Town.

Jokes02.02.15 19:48

8PM UPDATE: The best transfer deadline day jokes so far

This is your 8pm update, the latest and greatest transfer deadline day jokes so far today.

News04.12.13 03:00

John Gregory return opens floodgates to managerial wormhole

It is believed he inadvertently blasted open the portal into our realm while firing gunshots at a life-size cardboard cutout of Dwight Yorke.

Collections11.10.13 03:00

Tweets of the Week: Collymore v UKIP, Bale accolade, frisky Jensens and more!

Our Tweets of the Week include Stan Collymore v UKIP, a Gareth Bale accolade, some frisky Jensens and much more besides.

Collections26.08.13 03:00

Tweets of the Weekend: Joe Hart mistakes, Millwall kit man, Odemwingie and more!

Featuring musings on Joe Hart, Millwall's kit man and much, much more!

Collections24.04.13 03:00

Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Campbell, Ferdinand, Williams, Shipperley and more!

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Collections19.04.13 03:00

Football Tweets of the Week: Pelé, Ferdinand, Owen, Neville, Luiz and more!

Just have yourself a butcher’s at our Football Tweets of the Week and be done with it… Inadequately Expressed Fact of the Week Rio Ferdinand, […]

Collections08.03.13 05:00

Football Tweets of the Week: Collymore, Zaha, Odemwingie, Saha, Wright, Southall and many more!

It’s…Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week! Get a load of these, already… Fingering Pussies of the Week Stan Collymore, talkSPORT Christ, if Nani did […]

Collections08.11.12 05:00

Tweety Camera’s Twits of the Week: Krul, Assou-Ekotto, Le Tissier, Kamara, Ferdinand

Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so. All day every day, you can be […]

Collections11.10.12 05:00

It’s…Footballers Tweeting About Nando’s and FIFA!

It’s… …Footballers Tweeting About Nando’s and FIFA! “@char_franglaise: I can’t wait to come home. Straightttt to Nandos ??”< is it a date orrrr — Kiernan […]