Crawley Town

Stories29.12.16

VIDEO: Woman abuses Crawley players beside pitch at Leyton Orient

Rude hand gestures at Brisbane Road on Boxing Day.

Stories21.12.15

VIDEO: Spoof freestyle half-time entertainment at Barnet

Tyler Swift entertains the crowd at Barnet vs Crawley Town.

Jokes02.02.15

8PM UPDATE: The best transfer deadline day jokes so far

This is your 8pm update, the latest and greatest transfer deadline day jokes so far today.

Fake News04.12.13

John Gregory return opens floodgates to managerial wormhole

It is believed he inadvertently blasted open the portal into our realm while firing gunshots at a life-size cardboard cutout of Dwight Yorke.

Collections11.10.13

Tweets of the Week: Collymore v UKIP, Bale accolade, frisky Jensens and more!

Our Tweets of the Week include Stan Collymore v UKIP, a Gareth Bale accolade, some frisky Jensens and much more besides.

Collections26.08.13

Tweets of the Weekend: Joe Hart mistakes, Millwall kit man, Odemwingie and more!

Featuring musings on Joe Hart, Millwall's kit man and much, much more!

Collections24.04.13

Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Campbell, Ferdinand, Williams, Shipperley and more!

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Collections19.04.13

Football Tweets of the Week: Pelé, Ferdinand, Owen, Neville, Luiz and more!

Just have yourself a butcher’s at our Football Tweets of the Week and be done with it… Inadequately Expressed Fact of the Week Rio Ferdinand, […]

Collections08.03.13

Football Tweets of the Week: Collymore, Zaha, Odemwingie, Saha, Wright, Southall and many more!

It’s…Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week! Get a load of these, already… Fingering Pussies of the Week Stan Collymore, talkSPORT Christ, if Nani did […]

Collections08.11.12

Tweety Camera’s Twits of the Week: Krul, Assou-Ekotto, Le Tissier, Kamara, Ferdinand

Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so. All day every day, you can be […]