Oblivious reporter confuses German midfielder by asking question TWICE.
MLS referee supervised boot switch between conveniently similarly-sized pair.
This double rainbow pales in comparison to what was seen before Chicago Fire v Sporting Kansas.
Toronto striker mimics the Incredible Hulk as goal drought continues into seventh match.
Read the rambling Dan Lobring editorial, as the Chicago Fire Director of Communications hits back after criticism of his appointment and start to the job.