Fake News18.01.18

Chelsea approach tall man on street after Peter Crouch turns them down

Steve, a six foot eight man from Peckham, believed to be keen on move.


VIDEO: Norwich’s Timm Klose hands fan back cigarettes he dropped after Morata red card

Swiss international returns lost fags to trespassing supporter during FA Cup replay.


VIDEO: Swansea’s Renato Sanches passes to Carabao logo at Chelsea

Looked similar to the club's colourful away kit.


The best jokes as Dennis Wise enters I’m A Celebrity jungle

Shares a romantic meal with Rebekah Vardy in first episode.

Fake News03.10.17

Antonio Conte tears hamstring reacting to news of Álvaro Morata’s torn hamstring

Chelsea boss incurs injury booting water bottle fifty feet into air.


The best jokes as Arsenal sit out first night of Champions League action this season

Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.


The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.