Fake News03.10.17

Antonio Conte tears hamstring reacting to news of Álvaro Morata’s torn hamstring

Chelsea boss incurs injury booting water bottle fifty feet into air.


The best jokes as Arsenal sit out first night of Champions League action this season

Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.


The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.


The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.

Fake News29.08.17

Diego Costa leaves Chelsea to focus on ongoing feud with Popeye

Striker calls time on Stamford Bridge spell to return to brutish cartoon villainy.

Fake News29.08.17

Chelsea mistakenly unveil Kieran Gibbs

Left-back once again confused for Oxlade-Chamberlain at Stamford Bridge.


The best jokes as Spurs lose to Chelsea in first Premier League home game at Wembley

New temporary home while construction at White Hart Lane is completed.

Fake News20.08.17

Man regrets leaving Marcos Alonso out of fantasy football team

Alfie Mawson an ill-considered replacement, according to reports.