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John Terry family breakfast descends into 5-hour This Is Your Life special

Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.

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Diego Costa “still being a **** this morning at breakfast”

Not yet exhausted from ****ery in FA Cup win over Man Utd.


The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.


VIDEO: Burnley fan saves baby from ball during Chelsea match

Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.

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Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

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“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams

Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.

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“Have you thought about moving to China?” says every football agent in the world

Oscar's £400,000 a week deal at Shanghai SIPG sparks frenzy of calculated coercion.


VIDEO: David Luiz does a card trick

In front of amazed teammates Diego Costa and Eden Hazard.