Chelsea
John Terry family breakfast descends into 5-hour This Is Your Life special
Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.
Diego Costa “still being a **** this morning at breakfast”
Not yet exhausted from ****ery in FA Cup win over Man Utd.
Jokes
The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round
Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.
Stories
VIDEO: Burnley fan saves baby from ball during Chelsea match
Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.
Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January
Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.
Theresa May delivers historic address on Diego Costa situation
Says something about Brexit too.
“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams
Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.
Jokes
The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names
Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.
“Have you thought about moving to China?” says every football agent in the world
Oscar's £400,000 a week deal at Shanghai SIPG sparks frenzy of calculated coercion.
