Chelsea

News14.01.17 15:04

“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams

Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.

News22.12.16 07:39

“Have you thought about moving to China?” says every football agent in the world

Oscar's £400,000 a week deal at Shanghai SIPG sparks frenzy of calculated coercion.

Stories21.12.16 08:14

VIDEO: David Luiz does a card trick

In front of amazed teammates Diego Costa and Eden Hazard.

Jokes13.12.16 02:41

The best jokes as Cristiano Ronaldo wins fourth Ballon d’Or

Beat Lionel Messi to the crown.

Jokes14.11.16 22:22

The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.

News31.10.16 01:58

Jamie Redknapp mistakes Victor Moses for helicopter

Draws anxious glances with his insane witterings.

Jokes27.10.16 03:37

The best jokes after West Ham violence at London Stadium in EFL Cup Chelsea clash

Familiar scenes at club's new home in Stratford.

News26.10.16 23:00

West Ham v Chelsea violence goes off without a hitch

Acclaim for supporters as fears of non-violent encounter prove unfounded.