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The best jokes as Arsenal sit out first night of Champions League action this season
Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.
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The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released
Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.
Diego Costa leaves Chelsea to focus on ongoing feud with Popeye
Striker calls time on Stamford Bridge spell to return to brutish cartoon villainy.
Chelsea mistakenly unveil Kieran Gibbs
Left-back once again confused for Oxlade-Chamberlain at Stamford Bridge.
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The best jokes as Spurs lose to Chelsea in first Premier League home game at Wembley
New temporary home while construction at White Hart Lane is completed.
Man regrets leaving Marcos Alonso out of fantasy football team
Alfie Mawson an ill-considered replacement, according to reports.
“I’ve been treated like a thuggish werewolf,” howls Diego Costa
"Conte makes me wipe the blood off my fangs," wails wantaway Chelsea striker.
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The best jokes as Arsenal win Community Shield on penalties
Chelsea defeated in new ABBA format.
“They attacked India in 1963” – Kenedy expands on China slur
Chelsea youngster defends family honour as controversy rages.