Chelsea

Fake News14.03.17 11:47

Diego Costa “still being a **** this morning at breakfast”

Not yet exhausted from ****ery in FA Cup win over Man Utd.

Jokes19.02.17 09:28

The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.

Stories13.02.17 11:30

VIDEO: Burnley fan saves baby from ball during Chelsea match

Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.

Fake News03.02.17 14:11

Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

Fake News14.01.17 15:04

“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams

Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.

Fake News22.12.16 07:39

“Have you thought about moving to China?” says every football agent in the world

Oscar's £400,000 a week deal at Shanghai SIPG sparks frenzy of calculated coercion.

Stories21.12.16 08:14

VIDEO: David Luiz does a card trick

In front of amazed teammates Diego Costa and Eden Hazard.

Jokes13.12.16 02:41

The best jokes as Cristiano Ronaldo wins fourth Ballon d’Or

Beat Lionel Messi to the crown.