Fake News25.02.18

Chelsea targeting 7th to scupper Lukaku’s record of goals against top 6 sides

Man Utd striker draws level with Will Grigg - but only for now.

Fake News21.02.18

“Can we have Deulofeu back for the 2nd leg?” Barcelona ask Watford

La Liga giants offer Hornets Lionel Messi for next Tuesday night fixture at Stoke in exchange.


The best jokes as Chelsea slump to 4-1 defeat at Watford

Visitors concede four against a team outside the top six for first time since 2007.


The best January 2018 transfer deadline day jokes

Big-money moves continue to fly in.

Fake News18.01.18

Chelsea approach tall man on street after Peter Crouch turns them down

Steve, a six foot eight man from Peckham, believed to be keen on move.


VIDEO: Norwich’s Timm Klose hands fan back cigarettes he dropped after Morata red card

Swiss international returns lost fags to trespassing supporter during FA Cup replay.


VIDEO: Swansea’s Renato Sanches passes to Carabao logo at Chelsea

Looked similar to the club's colourful away kit.


The best jokes as Dennis Wise enters I’m A Celebrity jungle

Shares a romantic meal with Rebekah Vardy in first episode.