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The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.

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Diego Costa leaves Chelsea to focus on ongoing feud with Popeye

Striker calls time on Stamford Bridge spell to return to brutish cartoon villainy.

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Chelsea mistakenly unveil Kieran Gibbs

Left-back once again confused for Oxlade-Chamberlain at Stamford Bridge.

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The best jokes as Spurs lose to Chelsea in first Premier League home game at Wembley

New temporary home while construction at White Hart Lane is completed.

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Man regrets leaving Marcos Alonso out of fantasy football team

Alfie Mawson an ill-considered replacement, according to reports.

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“I’ve been treated like a thuggish werewolf,” howls Diego Costa

"Conte makes me wipe the blood off my fangs," wails wantaway Chelsea striker.

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“They attacked India in 1963” – Kenedy expands on China slur

Chelsea youngster defends family honour as controversy rages.