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The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.

Stories13.02.17 11:30

VIDEO: Burnley fan saves baby from ball during Chelsea match

Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.

News03.02.17 14:11

Angel of Premier League Title Death named player of the month for January

Winged destroyer rewarded for dispatching Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in recent weeks.

News14.01.17 15:04

“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams

Clubs agree with two-bit satirical websites to release statement in comedic pidgin English.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.

News22.12.16 07:39

“Have you thought about moving to China?” says every football agent in the world

Oscar's £400,000 a week deal at Shanghai SIPG sparks frenzy of calculated coercion.

Stories21.12.16 08:14

VIDEO: David Luiz does a card trick

In front of amazed teammates Diego Costa and Eden Hazard.

Jokes13.12.16 02:41

The best jokes as Cristiano Ronaldo wins fourth Ballon d’Or

Beat Lionel Messi to the crown.

Jokes14.11.16 22:22

The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.