"Remember that Chris Waddle free-kick? That was blinding, that was," prattles author to self.
Our Tweets of the Week include contributions from Mario Mandžukić, Robbie Savage, Gary Lineker, David Seaman and more!
Gary Lineker v Lethal Bizzle! Romelu Lukaku FIFA gripe! Cristiano Ronaldo pants faux-pas! Ashley Cole single-life-revelling-in!