Fake News18.01.18

Worms deny being eaten by Sean Dyche

Invertebrates corroborate Burnley manager's account in a joint statement.

Fake News02.05.17

Joey Barton bets on himself making heroic comeback

Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.


VIDEO: Charlie Adam slips taking corner as Stoke visit Burnley

Stoke midfielder looks a right Charlie.

Fake News19.02.17

Joey Barton reflects on successful weekend

Burnley midfielder headbutts non-league opponent's arm, gets knocked out of FA Cup.


The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.


VIDEO: Burnley fan saves baby from ball during Chelsea match

Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.

Fake News25.01.17

Burnley set to sign Premier League status from Hull for £10m

Deal for continued top-flight presence includes free Snodgrass.

Fake News23.01.17

Wenger “didn’t see” incident where he pushed ref

Would have required mirror, he insists.

Fake News20.12.16

Burnley plotting shock double swoop for Joey Barton and Eric Bristow

Clarets chase duo in attempt to deflect attention from Andre Gray's Twitter account.