Invertebrates corroborate Burnley manager's account in a joint statement.
Facial expressions at the bar.
Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.
Stoke midfielder looks a right Charlie.
Burnley midfielder headbutts non-league opponent's arm, gets knocked out of FA Cup.
Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.
Outstretched, gloved hand avoids serious injury to the child.
Deal for continued top-flight presence includes free Snodgrass.
Would have required mirror, he insists.
Clarets chase duo in attempt to deflect attention from Andre Gray's Twitter account.