Would have required mirror, he insists.
Clarets chase duo in attempt to deflect attention from Andre Gray's Twitter account.
Spotted sitting by the advertising hoardings on Sky Sports coverage of 4-0 win.
Armchair gaffers to present their case as being unduly punished for Man City striker's elbow on Winston Reid.
Residents of Lancashire town accuse offended parties of living in "metropolitan bubble".
Announces he's signed for wrong club and even spells it incorrectly.
Highly offensive comments unearthed on day he helps Burnley beat Liverpool.
Controversial midfielder once declared himself to be a Celtic fan on social media.
Scotland forward scores hit with new Marseille team mates at initiation ceremony.
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