Says he was protecting friend in wheelchair.
Diamé fluke at Brighton sees Magpies end up right side of comedic moment for once.
Televised wins for Lincoln, Wolves, Millwall, Sutton and almost Wycombe too.
Massimo Cellino reported left after first-half capitulation.
Successfully defend trophy just months after winning it previously.
The best Wayne Bridge jokes after the former England international announced his retirement from football.
Starring Michael Laudrup, Gus Poyet, Paul Ince and several others!
Footballers as life coaches? You could do worse, if this inspiring bunch are anything to go by.
Featuring Sone Aluko mistaking Gary Barlow for an Irish Millwall fullback and some savage Norwich banter.
You've heard of footballers...but footballers as life coaches? Zoiks!