Collections28.10.13 03:00

Tweets of the Weekend: Alonso, Hazard, Odemwingie, Le Saux and more!

Featuring tweets from Xavi Alonso, Eden Hazard, Peter Odemwingie, Graeme Le Saux and more!

News29.04.13 03:00

Astonishing scenes as some teams get promoted and some relegated

A nation chorused “football, bloody hell!” in unison this weekend as some teams got promoted and some teams got relegated, just like every season. The […]

Lists20.03.13 05:00

The 24 greatest freak football injuries, and what they’d be as band names

In honour of Wolverhampton Wanderers goalkeeper Carl Ikeme breaking his hand punching a tactics board, Football Burp got thinking on other freak football injuries – […]

Collections18.03.13 10:40

Football Tweets of the Weekend: Mings, Tyldesley, Dixon, Whiteside, Gibson and many more!

Go on then, have a butcher’s at Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend… “Must Be March Again” of the Weekend Bruno Andrade, Wycombe Wanderers […]

Collections08.03.13 05:00

Football Tweets of the Week: Collymore, Zaha, Odemwingie, Saha, Wright, Southall and many more!

It’s…Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week! Get a load of these, already… Fingering Pussies of the Week Stan Collymore, talkSPORT Christ, if Nani did […]

Collections01.03.13 05:00

Football Tweets of the Week: Samba, Campbell, Snodgrass, Gardner, Meyler and several others!

I’m pretty sure those are Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week. *Scans down the page* Yep, proceed… Cup Winners of the Week Swansea City […]

News29.01.13 11:01

FA Cup upsets shock everyone even more than Hazard ball boy shocker

Everyone is totally shocked by the weekend’s shock FA Cup upsets, even more shocked than when Chelsea’s Eden Hazard shocked a ball boy the other […]

Collections21.01.13 05:00

Funny Football Tweets: Cole, Le Fondre, Zakuani, Lescott, Ranger and several others!

Relive the weekend’s action via the cherished medium of Funny Football Tweets, why not… Thinly Veiled Threat of the Weekend… Ashley Cole, Chelsea Some people […]

Lists26.11.12 05:00

Top 6: Flawless hat-tricks

On Saturday, Wigan Athletic midfielder Jordi Gomez scored what is known as a ‘flawless’ hat-trick: that is, one goal each with right foot, left foot […]

Interviews01.08.12 14:30

Talking Chelsea With… The Bees

One of Football Burp’s very favourite bands The Bees are in the formative stages of getting their fifth album together, so we exorcised our clamouring […]