The best jokes from England 0-0 Brazil after second goalless draw in a week

Three Lions kick off World Cup warm-ups with successive snoozefests.


VIDEO: Brazil international Rafinha’s basketball miss

Young Barcelona star posts humorous slow-motion video on his own Instagram account.


VIDEO: Brazil training pitch invaders cause chaos trying to get to Neymar

Evade security and bring their hero tumbling to the floor in a bundled heap.


More Euro 2016 jokes as excitement builds following first game

Euro fever sets in as opening night finishes.


Twelve photos of Neymar’s sister Rafaella Beckran

Rumoured to be dating Lucas Lima after the pair visited Disney World together.


Ten videos of recent animal pitch invaders

A look back at some of the most memorable instances in recent years.


VIDEO: Neymar lookalike roams London kissing girls

Unclear whether or not the girls knew he wasn't really Neymar at the point of kissing.

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Paulinho found alive and well

Is immediately transferred to a Chinese club.