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Tyrone Mings “disappointed” with death sentence

Bournemouth defender to be executed as Zlatan gets three-match ban.

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“Shake Wenger all about,” demand confused Arsenal fans

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The best Jack Wilshere jokes as Arsenal star goes on loan to Bournemouth

England midfielder off to Eddie Howe's Cherries for the season.

Stories21.07.16 17:37

VIDEO: Goalkeeper scores Minnesota United own goal against Bournemouth

American side's goalkeeper throws ball into net behind him.

Jokes16.05.16 11:01

The best Man Utd bomb hoax jokes as Bournemouth match is abandoned

Suspect package left behind by private company contracted to do security training drills.

Stories14.12.15 03:00

PHOTOS: Alex Ferguson lookalike steward at Bournemouth vs Manchester United

Was sitting in the front row with team from St John Ambulance.

Jokes12.12.15 21:14

The best Man Utd jokes after 2-1 Bournemouth defeat

Winless run extended to 5 games as Chicharito hat-trick for Bayer Leverkusen compounds misery.

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Eddie Howe achieves transcendence

Will mastermind Cherries' 1st Premier League campaign from cosmos rather than traditional touchline, stand or technical area.

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Tweets of the Weekend: Townsend England debut, Edgar Davids thuggery and more!

Andros Townsend England debut! Edgar Davids thuggery! Sørensen Coke can! Snappy Cameroon nickname! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It isn't not.