3-3 draw at Bournemouth sees inners and outers come to nonsensical compromise.
Andros Townsend England debut! Edgar Davids thuggery! Sørensen Coke can! Snappy Cameroon nickname! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It isn't not.
Featuring a sardonic reminder to Joey Barton from Gary Lineker's son, and a cunning plan for Spurs to keep hold of Gareth Bale.