The best jokes about Wayne Rooney’s bloody eye injury after challenge against Bournemouth

Was upset that the referee allowed play to continue at Goodison Park.

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Jack Wilshere out for the season with snapped election

Shock waves from Westminster reverberate down to South Coast.


VIDEO: Light security searches at Spurs vs Bournemouth

White Hart Lane turnstiles not-so-well guarded.

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Tyrone Mings “disappointed” with death sentence

Bournemouth defender to be executed as Zlatan gets three-match ban.

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“Shake Wenger all about,” demand confused Arsenal fans

3-3 draw at Bournemouth sees inners and outers come to nonsensical compromise.


The best Jack Wilshere jokes as Arsenal star goes on loan to Bournemouth

England midfielder off to Eddie Howe's Cherries for the season.


VIDEO: Goalkeeper scores Minnesota United own goal against Bournemouth

American side's goalkeeper throws ball into net behind him.