News08.04.15 11:17

Blackpool chairman signs eggs and fireworks on permanent deals

Items registered as first-team players for next season's League 1 campaign.

News29.07.14 14:50

Southampton and Blackpool announce shock merger

Plan to pool combined resources of 20 players with view to competing on Sunday League basis.

Lists22.05.14 10:00

Top 6 football excuses: Touré birthday snub, Yobo miracle & more!

Invisible Man Utd kit! Michael Jackson statue removal! Ball too bouncy! Frogs too noisy!

Lists20.02.14 03:00

The 10 worst ways to sack a manager

Starring Michael Laudrup, Gus Poyet, Paul Ince and several others!

Collections20.01.14 03:00

Footballers as Life Coaches: Johnson, Robson-Kanu and more!

Footballers as life coaches? You could do worse, if this inspiring bunch are anything to go by.

News10.12.13 03:00

Operation Yewtree to continue DJ Campbell investigation

The Blackburn Rovers striker has been implicated in the hot new match-fixing scandal that's set to take the nation by storm.

Collections12.11.13 03:00

Footballers as Life Coaches: Luiz, Morrison, Flores, Reid and more!

You've heard of footballers...but footballers as life coaches? Zoiks!

Collections11.11.13 03:00

Tweets of the Weekend: Chelsea penalty row, Snodgrass Wario and more!

Chelsea penalty row! Snodgrass Wario impression! Squashed Mulumbu balls! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It most certainly isn't not.

Lists20.03.13 05:00

The 24 greatest freak football injuries, and what they’d be as band names

In honour of Wolverhampton Wanderers goalkeeper Carl Ikeme breaking his hand punching a tactics board, Football Burp got thinking on other freak football injuries – […]

Collections13.03.13 10:35

Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Boateng, Shaw, McAteer, Deeney, Flanagan, Roberts

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]