Blackpool

Fake News08.04.15

Blackpool chairman signs eggs and fireworks on permanent deals

Items registered as first-team players for next season's League 1 campaign.

Fake News29.07.14

Southampton and Blackpool announce shock merger

Plan to pool combined resources of 20 players with view to competing on Sunday League basis.

Lists22.05.14

Top 6 football excuses: Touré birthday snub, Yobo miracle & more!

Invisible Man Utd kit! Michael Jackson statue removal! Ball too bouncy! Frogs too noisy!

Lists20.02.14

The 10 worst ways to sack a manager

Starring Michael Laudrup, Gus Poyet, Paul Ince and several others!

Collections20.01.14

Footballers as Life Coaches: Johnson, Robson-Kanu and more!

Footballers as life coaches? You could do worse, if this inspiring bunch are anything to go by.

Fake News10.12.13

Operation Yewtree to continue DJ Campbell investigation

The Blackburn Rovers striker has been implicated in the hot new match-fixing scandal that's set to take the nation by storm.

Collections12.11.13

Footballers as Life Coaches: Luiz, Morrison, Flores, Reid and more!

You've heard of footballers...but footballers as life coaches? Zoiks!

Collections11.11.13

Tweets of the Weekend: Chelsea penalty row, Snodgrass Wario and more!

Chelsea penalty row! Snodgrass Wario impression! Squashed Mulumbu balls! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It most certainly isn't not.

Lists20.03.13

The 24 greatest freak football injuries, and what they’d be as band names

In honour of Wolverhampton Wanderers goalkeeper Carl Ikeme breaking his hand punching a tactics board, Football Burp got thinking on other freak football injuries – […]

Collections13.03.13

Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Boateng, Shaw, McAteer, Deeney, Flanagan, Roberts

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]