Bayern Munich

Stories13.03.17 23:09

VIDEO: Prank handshake with Per Mertesacker at the Emirates angers Arsenal defender

Veteran defender doles out a series of dirty looks.

Fake News09.03.17 09:36

Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

Fake News08.03.17 01:13

Record number of wistful sighs recorded at Emirates as Bayern trounce Arsenal again

All-time high level of rueful exhalations as Gunners are trampled by Bundesliga giants.

Jokes07.03.17 23:13

The best jokes as Bayern beat Arsenal 10-2 on aggregate in Champions League round of 16

Another 5-1 defeat in second leg at the Emirates.

Fake News16.02.17 04:02

Arsenal gear up for fruitless 3-0 win over Bayern Munich

5-1 first leg defeat sets stage for another momentous not-quite-comeback.

Jokes16.02.17 02:11

The best jokes as Bayern Munich beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Champions League again

Thrashed in Germany for the second time in successive seasons.

Fake News08.02.17 11:29

Philipp Lahm retires to deal with shock of realising he’s still only 33

"I thought I was like 40 or something," says Bayern captain.

Stories22.12.16 15:04

VIDEO: Thiago Alcântara pass to Santa Claus on advertising hoardings

Festive man almost receives ball at the Allianz Arena.

Stories23.02.16 16:32

VIDEO: Thomas Müller commentates through megaphone while training

Bayern Munich star describes his own goal while scoring it.