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Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

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Record number of wistful sighs recorded at Emirates as Bayern trounce Arsenal again

All-time high level of rueful exhalations as Gunners are trampled by Bundesliga giants.

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Arsenal gear up for fruitless 3-0 win over Bayern Munich

5-1 first leg defeat sets stage for another momentous not-quite-comeback.

Jokes

The best jokes as Bayern Munich beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Champions League again

Thrashed in Germany for the second time in successive seasons.

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Philipp Lahm retires to deal with shock of realising he’s still only 33

"I thought I was like 40 or something," says Bayern captain.

Stories

VIDEO: Thiago Alcântara pass to Santa Claus on advertising hoardings

Festive man almost receives ball at the Allianz Arena.