Bayern Munich

Stories19.04.17

VIDEO: Bayern Munich fan eats bogie during Champions League defeat in Madrid

May or may not be paying homage to Joachim Löw.

Fake News09.03.17

Man livid after missing 13 goals skipping presumed dead rubbers

Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.

Fake News08.03.17

Record number of wistful sighs recorded at Emirates as Bayern trounce Arsenal again

All-time high level of rueful exhalations as Gunners are trampled by Bundesliga giants.

Fake News16.02.17

Arsenal gear up for fruitless 3-0 win over Bayern Munich

5-1 first leg defeat sets stage for another momentous not-quite-comeback.

Jokes16.02.17

The best jokes as Bayern Munich beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Champions League again

Thrashed in Germany for the second time in successive seasons.

Fake News08.02.17

Philipp Lahm retires to deal with shock of realising he’s still only 33

"I thought I was like 40 or something," says Bayern captain.

Stories22.12.16

VIDEO: Thiago Alcântara pass to Santa Claus on advertising hoardings

Festive man almost receives ball at the Allianz Arena.