Fake News09.01.18

“Leaving Liverpool instantly perfected my English,” claims Coutinho after stirring farewell message

"I can only hope I bestrode your historical nonpareil of a club like a burgeoning colossus," says Brazilian.


The best jokes as Barcelona set to sign Philippe Coutinho from Liverpool for £142m

Another protracted Liverpool transfer saga draws to a close.


VIDEO: Nordin Amrabat forgets how to take kick-off against Barcelona

Watford player on loan at Leganés dribbles with the ball.


VIDEOS: Pitch invader at empty Nou Camp disturbs eerily quiet Las Palmas clash

Closed doors and political unrest didn't stop one man.


The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.


The best Neymar transfer jokes after £200m move from Barcelona to PSG

Brazilian becomes world's most expensive player.