"I can only hope I bestrode your historical nonpareil of a club like a burgeoning colossus," says Brazilian.
Another protracted Liverpool transfer saga draws to a close.
Spirals down from upper tier.
Watford player on loan at Leganés dribbles with the ball.
Closed doors and political unrest didn't stop one man.
Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.
Also kept messing up everyone's coffee orders.
Brazilian forward offers wheelbarrow full of cash up front.
Brazilian becomes world's most expensive player.