"Conte makes me wipe the blood off my fangs," wails wantaway Chelsea striker.
Champions League night in Madrid marred by clashes with police.
1-0 scoreline nearly embellished by remotely-controlled device.
Timid youngster confronted with huge leap.
Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.
It may be infuriating for the opposition but it's funny for everyone else.
Couldn't fool Clattenburg.
Spotted by viewers watching the television coverage at home.
Real Madrid win trophy for the 11th time.