AS Monaco

Fake News11.04.17

“You’re only supposed to park the bloody bus,” yells indignant Mourinho

Man Utd boss angered by senseless waste of Dortmund explosion.

Fake News15.03.17

Man City defeat in Monaco rounds off bad week for European Citizens

"First a rejected amendment protecting our rights, and now this," they say.


VIDEO: Fan gets Kevin De Bruyne’s shirt then is chased by steward

Man City midfielder grins as he turns to witness pursuit.

Fake News22.02.17

Falcao “could be sacked” after appearing to eat pie while lobbing Caballero

Monaco striker denies contravening gambling regulations.


The best Giorgio Chiellini handball memes & jokes after blatant foul against Monaco

Juventus defender blatantly prevents a Monaco attack with his hands in UCL quarter-final second leg.

Fake News18.03.15

Arsenal do that thing again

Once again exit at last 16 of European football's most hip 'n' happenin' competition on away goals after 2-0 2nd leg away win.


The best Per Mertesacker jokes after Monaco defeat

With a focus on his speed, or lack thereof.


The best Arsenal jokes and tweets after CL defeat to Monaco

Gunners suffer more last 16 disaster on same night as Madonna falls over at the Brits.


The best Falcao to Liverpool jokes after transfer rumour

Jokes along the lines of 'Why would he?' and 'Sounds like rubbish' after reports of a possible transfer away from AS Monaco for the highly-rated Columbian striker.