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The best transfer deadline day jokes of 2017

Enjoyable end to the window.

Fake News30.08.17

Oxlade-Chamberlain and Gibbs separated in delicate medical procedure

Surgeons used "lots of anaesthetic and a big axe".

Fake News30.08.17

TEAM NEWS: Arsenal remain unchanged for 12th consecutive season

Gunners to line up with makeshift defence, undisciplined midfield, mercurial want-away forward and Giroud.


The best jokes as Arsenal’s Granit Xhaka named Swiss player of the year

Fans could not seem to muster up much enthusiasm for the announcement.

Fake News29.08.17

Chelsea mistakenly unveil Kieran Gibbs

Left-back once again confused for Oxlade-Chamberlain at Stamford Bridge.


The best jokes after Arsenal’s 4-0 defeat at Liverpool

Another poor start to the Premier League campaign for Arsène Wenger.

Fake News27.08.17

Toy Story 2-0 Arsenal: Bank Holiday shock as Woody & Buzz put Gunners to the sword

4-0 defeat at Liverpool swiftly followed by shock slump at Pixar classic.

Fake News20.08.17

“But seriously, has anyone seen Mesut Özil?” ask Stoke Police

Arsenal play-maker's situation upgraded from #banter to #urgent.


The best jokes as Arsenal win Community Shield on penalties

Chelsea defeated in new ABBA format.

Fake News09.06.17

“Don’t compare me to Wenger,” says ideologue celebrating 2nd place finish

Politician who repeatedly refused to quit says he doesn't see similarities.