Captained WBA at Arsenal for 633rd game.
Interrupted EFL Cup clash at the Emirates.
Disappointment for new signing despite breaking back into starting lineup.
Stewards fooled easily at Arsenal's ground.
Arrival of 20,000 Germans delays kick-off by an hour.
Labour leader urges PM to tackle Gooners' spiralling misery.
Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.
New signing has seen his side concede nine in two matches.
Former Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw ate not a pie but two pies, it emerges.
Nacho Monreal threatens to 'body slam' Nelson Vivas.