Surgeons used "lots of anaesthetic and a big axe".
Gunners to line up with makeshift defence, undisciplined midfield, mercurial want-away forward and Giroud.
4-0 defeat at Liverpool swiftly followed by shock slump at Pixar classic.
Arsenal play-maker's situation upgraded from #banter to #urgent.
Politician who repeatedly refused to quit says he doesn't see similarities.
Chilean runner described as "hero" for stopping to help team.