Former Blackburn striker said Arsenal boss is like "uncle who doesn't want to leave party".
Arsenal boss rails against fan unrest by announcing he'll stay just to wind them up.
Disaster narrowly averted after impromptu Wenger-themed demonstration.
Barcelona mount stunning comeback against PSG, irking guy who went to see LEGO Batman movie instead.
All-time high level of rueful exhalations as Gunners are trampled by Bundesliga giants.