The best jokes as Arsenal draw CSKA Moscow in Europa League quarter-finals

Amid diplomatic crisis over the use of a nerve agent in Salisbury.


The best Danny Welbeck dive jokes after penalty against Milan

Scored resulting spot-kick in 5-1 aggregate win.

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Arsenal jokes now recyclable, say local councils

Gunners gags, Wenger wisecracks and net spend knee-slappers all added to services.

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Arsène Wenger backs permanent Europa League arrangement with UEFA

Says this would avoid need for hard border between Arsenal and lower reaches of Premier League


The best jokes and quotes from Gary Neville commentating on the EFL Cup final

Labelled Arsène Wenger's side "an absolute disgrace".