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Lists

Six videos of charity match bust-ups

Including Maradona v Verón, Agbonlahor v Tomlinson, Davids v Wilkes and that Boris Johnson tackle.

Stories

VIDEO: Lionel Messi theatre trip ends up being all about him

Goes to see his friend act, gets dragged onstage for the mother of all ovations.

Lists

Twelve videos of amazing free kick routines that worked

Including a fake collision, a coordinated dropping of shorts and a range of crafty feigns.

Stories

VIDEO: 55-year-old Diego Maradona scores in exhibition match

Ageing Argentinian scores in 'Match for Peace' in Morocco.

Fake News

Messi misses penalty for tax fraud as Neymar steps up

Player's father, Señor Messi, set to cop flak on account of his considerably lesser ability to score 60 goals a season.

Stories

VIDEO: Diego Maradona dances with Argentina rugby team

Football star visited the team after their World Cup victory over Tonga.

Jokes

The best Diego Maradona for Fifa president jokes

Larger-than-life legend announces candidacy 29 years to the day since his infamous Hand of God goal against England.

Stories

VIDEO: Vintage footage of Lionel Messi sexually assaulted on Argentinian comedy TV programme

Vintage footage of Messi evading touches and gropes from comedy characters.