Beat Lionel Messi to the crown.
Including Maradona v Verón, Agbonlahor v Tomlinson, Davids v Wilkes and that Boris Johnson tackle.
Goes to see his friend act, gets dragged onstage for the mother of all ovations.
Including a fake collision, a coordinated dropping of shorts and a range of crafty feigns.
He fouled for both teams.
Ageing Argentinian scores in 'Match for Peace' in Morocco.
Player's father, Señor Messi, set to cop flak on account of his considerably lesser ability to score 60 goals a season.
Football star visited the team after their World Cup victory over Tonga.
Larger-than-life legend announces candidacy 29 years to the day since his infamous Hand of God goal against England.