Accrington Stanley


Tweets of the Week: Townsend tantrum, Heskey denial, Oggy spotted & more!

Modern family life with Lineker and Huckerby! Eternal youth in Bullard book! More besides!


Tweets of the Week: Barton on Rooney, Odemwingie Berahino warning & more!

Hoddle lookalike! Lineker quip! Owen charity run!


Football Psychiatry Puns

In honour of Roy Hodgson's appointment to the England squad of Dr Steve Peters.


Football Tweets of the Week: Ronaldo, Özil, Malouda, Michu and more!

Like football? Like tweets? Like weeks? See where we’re going with this? It’s…Football Tweets of the Week! Take it away, footballers! “You Don’t Ask, You […]

Fake News14.05.13

Beattie turns down Chelsea, Everton and Man City for Accrington Stanley role

Accrington Stanley have appointed James Beattie as their new manager after the former England striker rejected advances from Chelsea, Everton and Manchester City. Beattie, 35, […]


Football Tweets of the Week: Pelé, Ferdinand, Owen, Neville, Luiz and more!

Just have yourself a butcher’s at our Football Tweets of the Week and be done with it… Inadequately Expressed Fact of the Week Rio Ferdinand, […]


Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Quinn, Bendtner, Cole, Huntelaar, Jaidi

Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]


Football Tweets of the Week: Le Tissier, Routledge, Lansbury, Beattie and more!

The funny thing is, the closer it gets, the more it looks like Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week… Obituary of the Week Peter […]