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Stories23.11.15 03:00

PHOTO: Alex Ferguson’s poem for fined Aberdeen players

Poetic legendary manager fined each player £3 for "bouncing a ball from the tenth floor".

Collections02.11.13 10:10

Tweets of the Week: Mandžukić, Savage, Lineker, Seaman and more!

Our Tweets of the Week include contributions from Mario Mandžukić, Robbie Savage, Gary Lineker, David Seaman and more!

Collections01.07.13 03:00

Football Tweets of the Weekend: Mark Lawrenson special

Our football tweets of the weekend aren’t all about Mark Lawrenson but, in the wake of his bizarre attempt at punning on the name of […]

Collections17.06.13 03:00

Football Tweets of the Weekend: Ferdinand, Lineker, Emmanuel-Thomas and many more!

It’s our Weekend Tweets of the Football! No, wait – it’s our Football Tweets of the Weekend! Take it away, footballing weekend tweeters! Father’s Day […]

Collections10.05.13 11:12

Football Tweets of the Week: Mbia, Cole, Di Santo, Odemwingie and more!

“Tweets of the Week!” “Beg pardon?” “Football Tweets of the Week! Down there!” “What the blazes are you…oh, I see. Thank you, kind sir – […]

Collections23.01.13 05:00

Jermaine Pedant’s School of Grammar: Gyan, Walker, Meyler, McArthur, Huckerby, Dyer

Football Burp‘s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Collections21.01.13 05:00

Funny Football Tweets: Cole, Le Fondre, Zakuani, Lescott, Ranger and several others!

Relive the weekend’s action via the cherished medium of Funny Football Tweets, why not… Thinly Veiled Threat of the Weekend… Ashley Cole, Chelsea Some people […]

Collections21.11.12 05:00

Jermaine Pedant: Le Fondre, Santos, Dalglish, Bramble, Whiteside, Boruc

Football Burp‘s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow professionals’ […]

Stories06.11.12 05:00

VIDEO: Ouch! Dundee defenders accidentally headbutt each other

As if losing 2-0 to Aberdeen at Pittodrie in the SPL wasn’t bad enough, Dundee defenders Kyle Benedictus and Declan Gallacher completed their day with […]

Fake News04.07.12 17:23

Rangers voted out of SPL house, ridden out of town strapped to back of donkey

Aberdeen, Celtic, Dundee United, Heart of Midlothian, Hibernian, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Kilmarnock, Motherwell, Ross County, St. Johnstone and St. Mirren were this morning celebrating after […]