Festive man almost receives ball at the Allianz Arena.
Brutally scythed down as he approached the opposition penalty area.
Endless pre-match practical joke.
Everyone's heads were cut off except her smiling husband's.
"The Hotspurs aren't the only mediocre disappointment in Tottenham."
Shouted the German word for goal for 43.56 seconds.
Carried to safety by Sydney goalkeeper Danny Vukovic.
Oscarine Masuluke earns his side a 1-1 draw in stunning and incredibly unlikely fashion.