Amuses himself and others with old-fashioned comical expression.
Proceeds to retch violently in front of horrified onlookers.
Violent scenes mar Eredivisie clash after police investigate fans for drug-trafficking.
Disappears behind the advertising hoardings.
Squad numbers altered to plug latest deals.
Uses a lot of bad language to describe his disgruntlement.
Gets nowhere near the ball.
Stoke midfielder looks a right Charlie.