Former Man City manager's moves accompanied by reworked version of "Roxanne".
Scoffs fruit mid-match as Mourinho bids to boost his blood sugar levels.
Coax him into flashing it to camera on car journey to match.
Werder Bremen defender continues to man-mark Leverkusen striker even after he's subbed.
Linesman inadvertently inflicts pain on Stuttgart's Jean Zimmer.
Veteran defender doles out a series of dirty looks.
38-year-old's 87th minute goal greeted with disdain.
Attempt to retrieve ball ends in slow tumble at Tynecastle.