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Forum Thread of the Week: It’s Alan Pardew bingo!

By Jonny Abrams

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Magpies boss Alan Pardew
Pardew… Par for the course (Img: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

Football Burp’s favourite thread of this week comes from Newcastle United forum Talk of the Tyne, the denizens of which were speculating as to what Alan Pardew’s post-match excuses would be for the Magpies’ dismal FA Cup exit at Championship side Brighton and Hove Albion…

Bruce68…

Pardew’s post match excuses bingo.

I am afraid eeeeerrrrrrmmmm is excluded from this. I am going for the “We know we are short in numbers and that is something that we need to address brighton are a good side and i am pleased with the effort the lads put in and of course the Shola sending off was harsh and had a big effect on the game plan”

I am hoping to hear “Thats it i am off”

Rza…

“we’ve been unlucky with injuries”

“i will have no problems knocking mike’s door”

“we was tired”

banjo9…

It’ll all be about getting players ‘over the line.’ Plus he’ll probably mention the young squad, and how it’s been an experience for them etc ec.

kevin__…

brighton worked hard and was better than us on the day.

we just lacked that bit of quality to get us through today.

the league will be our priority as we are trying to bring
in some players to see us through.

banjo9…

‘Lacked a bit of quality?’ Are you having a laugh? We lacked any quality. We were a disgrace.

Bruce68…

Banjo this thread is what Pardew will say i don’t think those are Kevins thoughts.

banjo9…

Ha! Think I lost track of the thread. Apologies.

poisoned_monkey…

We lacked a bit of quality in the final third.

Paul Kannell…

He’ll definitely blame the sending off

Rza…

Kevin was spot on – blamed quality and Shola’s sending off

vin1892…

You know what it is, I don’t know what the fuck I am doing. If Carlsberg could do interviews.

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