“You know what, give us that Harry Kane guy instead,” say Chinese teams
- By Football Burp
Chinese Super League teams have released a joint statement regarding the Diego Costa situation, asking if they can have Spurs striker Harry Kane instead.
But attention has now switched to Tottenham’s top scorer after his scintillating hat-trick against West Brom.
Despite their impeccable grasp of our native tongue, the Chinese teams reached an agreement with two-bit satirical football websites to release their statement in comedically stereotyped pidgin English.
It read: “This okay, yeah?
“We no want Costa no more – honestly, this is so demeaning – we now want Harry Kane, thank you please.
“We see hat-trick against West Brom. Costa no get hat-trick against West Brom. We change minds now, we so sorry.
“Three billion pounds a week we give to you, Harry Kane. You have think, yeah? We call you back tomorrow.
“Okay, bye-bye now.”