Twitter literally explodes as Barcelona get proper gubbing for once
- By Football Burp
The social network, eminent, just could not contain its excitement as the German side plundered goal after goal after goal (after goal), including one from former Chelsea middle-aged bloke Arjen Robben that saw him take out his marker with the assistance of Terry Tate Office Linebacker.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Twitter lurker and forthcoming Bayern manager – no, not ‘coach’, you sickly queg – Pep Guardiola insisted that what we saw last night very much constitutes “a madness”.
He raved: “Better from Bayern! That has to be one of the most thoroughly dench all-round performances I’ve ever seen, and I saw a fair few during my Barcelona days.
“I only flicked over to the match by accident while settling down to catch up with Broadchurch, and I was all like ‘oh my days!’ It was literally the most random thing I’ve ever seen, at least since I offered Xavi a Revel.
“Suffice it to say, I am now well looking forward to assuming the Allianz Arena hot seat. Well, well, well looking forward to it. Know what I mean?”
He then inserted a string a emoticons that didn’t show up properly for some reason. Or are they called emojis now?
Anyway, this is what it looks like when Twitter literally explodes:
Thank you Bayern. Sincerely, every football club in the world which’s been destroyed by Barcelona one time or the other.
— X-Min (@Sychlops) April 24, 2013
Barcelona just got a proper taste! Are we now going to be copying Bayern for the next 5 years? Lets use our own philosophy to be world class
— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) April 23, 2013
Barcelona got the dick! #madness
— Ellis Harrison (@EllisHarrison1) April 23, 2013
Barcelona got their pants pulled down and their backsides spanked after their humiliation started with a severe wedgie! #bulliedbyBayern
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) April 23, 2013
See? Literally exploded.