Suarez oh for crying out loud not again handball shockeroony
- By Football Burp
The Uruguayan, aaarrrggghhh, only gone an’ bleedin’ done it again in’tee, leaving his manager Brendan ‘the Brodge’ Rodgers with no option but to describe the incident as “another outstanding show of professionalism from the boy”.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Suarez hissed lizardlily and scarpered off into the murky night.
He said: “TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
The Brodge was unavailable for comment having injured himself swooping for Daniel Sturridge.