“Shake Wenger all about,” demand confused Arsenal fans
- By Football Burp
The travelling Gooners were dismayed to see their side slump to a 3-0 deficit, with forlorn cries of “Wenger out!” reverberating around the Vitality Stadium.
As Arsenal fought back in stirring fashion to grab a shock point, the refrain was amended slightly to reflect changing terrace opinion.
Following impromptu crisis talks between the Wenger In and Wenger Out factions, a satisfactory and somewhat surprising compromise was agreed upon.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, a gaggle of confused Gunners fans revealed their intention to violently vibrate the Frenchman.
They chorused: “After watching that, it’s clear to us that the only logical response to ‘Wenger in or out?’ is ‘shake him all about’.
“We’ll be reconvening tomorrow in order to draft a written request to the club’s board of directors that Wenger be placed within a lottery machine until such a time as we are champions.
“Additionally, Giroud can **** off and/or have his way with our spouses, delete as applicable.”