Bales call for independence referendum as Wales fail to qualify for World Cup

Gareth's namesakes mobilise after defeat to Republic of Ireland.

Lee Nelson revels in latest prank as he plays for England dressed as Jordan Henderson

Japester follows up Theresa May P45 with shocking performance in Lithuania.

Wayne Rooney spotted acquainting himself with benches ahead of new role

Mistakenly reported as community service.

England fans qualify for massive fight with Russia fans

Supporters rewarded with large-scale scrap for successfully enduring Slovenia match.

Roy Keane knocks out opponent while filming ‘safety of chess’ video

Public service campaign goes badly wrong.

“I’ve not chosen World Cup captain yet because it’s not for bloody ages” – Southgate

England boss embraces sarcasm at press conference.

Qatar World Cup 2022 latest: everyone still enslaved

Expected to survive in "just about sufficient" numbers to get job done.

Antonio Conte tears hamstring reacting to news of Álvaro Morata’s torn hamstring

Chelsea boss incurs injury booting water bottle fifty feet into air.

Governments urged to issue copies of FIFA 18 as international break aid relief

Independent bodies release joint statement urging immediate action.