Club's owners to lay on sex toys for the occasion.
Fill your boots, they say.
Gunners gags, Wenger wisecracks and net spend knee-slappers all added to services.
With hindsight it was a flawed idea, admit Gunners.
League One side only manage one goal to Premier League club's six.
Says this would avoid need for hard border between Arsenal and lower reaches of Premier League
Gunners triumphant after managing not to make any expensive signings during Wembley showpiece.
Man Utd striker draws level with Will Grigg - but only for now.
Popular meme currently doing rounds is NOT on list of approved methods.
La Liga giants offer Hornets Lionel Messi for next Tuesday night fixture at Stoke in exchange.