First ever royal deadline day message delivered with uncharacteristic curtness from Her Maj.
Prime Minister Theresa May relays news on to an ecstatic Jim White House.
Sunderland boss cradles Pienaar for companionship.
Trumptacular scenes as Senegal forward returns from African Cup of Nations.
Revises wisdom of vast personal collection after baffling own goal against Leicester.
Man Utd boss acquires power to customise his results and achievements.
Liverpool boss reacts badly to EFL Cup semi-final defeat to Southampton.
Deal for continued top-flight presence includes free Snodgrass.
Lescott joins Sunderland in presumably pointless exercise.
Would have required mirror, he insists.