Duo reassure fans that matches against Panama and Tunisia will still represent fabulous betting opportunities.
"It's like the oyster on the mountaintop - when the wind changes, pack away the umbrellas."
Infants at pains to point out they're nothing like want-away Leicester star.
"They'd be £50m players if we could get them all five years younger," says Moyes.
Spurs star offers innocent explanation.
Toffees slap Big Sam with 'stay up and get out' order.
Protracted discussions between UK and EU conclude with award of spot kick to Tottenham.
"At the end of the day, I'm a professional and I want to win things," says striker.
Arsenal message boards accused of helping foster extremism.
Toffees to see whether they really can send all rival teams into free fall just by trying to recruit their gaffers.