Champions League success no barrier to dismal World Cup showing, insist Kane & Sterling

Duo reassure fans that matches against Panama and Tunisia will still represent fabulous betting opportunities.

“I’ll cut out the weird gibberish once we start losing,” vows Swansea boss Carvalhal

"It's like the oyster on the mountaintop - when the wind changes, pack away the umbrellas."

Babies offended by comparison to Riyad Mahrez

Infants at pains to point out they're nothing like want-away Leicester star.

West Ham set sights on time machine after signing Evra, Hart and Zabaleta

"They'd be £50m players if we could get them all five years younger," says Moyes.

“I was just teaching her how to go down” – Dele Alli explains sex tape

Spurs star offers innocent explanation.

Sam Allardyce just three wins away from the sack, Everton warn

Toffees slap Big Sam with 'stay up and get out' order.

Latest round of Brexit negotiations results in penalty for Spurs

Protracted discussions between UK and EU conclude with award of spot kick to Tottenham.

Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge joins West Brom “for chance of domestic silverware”

"At the end of the day, I'm a professional and I want to win things," says striker.

Wenger ins v Wenger outs “now just one violent clash away from religious sectarianism”

Arsenal message boards accused of helping foster extremism.

Everton to approach every other PL manager after Watford blame them for Marco Silva sacking

Toffees to see whether they really can send all rival teams into free fall just by trying to recruit their gaffers.