Lithuania vanquished by England’s footballing nonpareils

A performance for the ages as Three Lions run out 2-0 winners.

Public warned to be vigilant against footballers who “aren’t that kind of player”

Solid, workmanlike pros must be avoided at all costs, they say.

Spurs to play more games at Wembley for Comic Relief

North London giants commit to bogey ground as part of Red Nose Day.

Everton announce plans for new stadium that’s not made entirely out of wood

Goodison Park to be dumped at civic amenity site for recycling.

Channel 4 incorrectly identify Trevor Brooking as Germany goal-scorer

Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.

England playing Germany tonight, apparently

International break strikes again as historical fixture fails to enthuse.

Heartbroken Klopp: “Chris Coleman never calls me any more”

"Not about Ben Woodburn or anything else," wails Liverpool boss.

England fans “still in denial stage” of reaction to Phil Jones injury

Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.

Chris Sutton’s uncle hits back at nephew over Wenger comments

Former Blackburn striker said Arsenal boss is like "uncle who doesn't want to leave party".