Set to kick off season with a trip to Everton Central Midfielders XI.
Chelsea youngster defends family honour as controversy rages.
Deal to include all 330,822 other Icelanders, including Björk.
UK grime star lined up to replace United-bound Lukaku.
Assumed Anton Ferdinand slur just a big misunderstanding, claims new Villa signing.
Reason given as "playing for penalties in a World Cup semi-final against Germany".
Steve from Ealing becomes first supporter to work it out.
Shock spending spree arouses suspicion.
Reds take action as Claude Puel refuses to play ball on Virgil van Dijk transfer.
Price for Everton switch directly proportional to how often he had to leap to Black Cats' rescue.