Koeman decided he wanted Rooney during hazy trip back to Amsterdam

Everton boss returned to city to catch up with old friends and came away with sudden desire to sign Wayne.

Agüero takes time out from scoring hat-trick to reflect on nightmare season

Man City star speaks out about recent, goal-laden struggles.

Jamie Vardy practising corners as Leicester open Hodgson talks

Former England boss a candidate to replace Claudio Ranieri.

Newcastle United the beneficiaries of farce for first ever time

Diamé fluke at Brighton sees Magpies end up right side of comedic moment for once.

Naff commentators gear up for spate of chortlesome Shakespeare quips

Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.

Paul Pogba found alive and well after disappearing during EFL Cup final

Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.

Defeated Paul Nuttall sets sights on Leicester City job

UKIP leader points to his outstanding goal-scoring record at Tranmere and World Cup win with Brazil.

Man Utd eye Wayne Shaw as Rooney replacement

"He offers us many of the same qualities," says Mourinho.

Falcao “could be sacked” after appearing to eat pie while lobbing Caballero

Monaco striker denies contravening gambling regulations.

West Ham bid 1 mini sausage roll for Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw

Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.