What do you do when you find a centre-back but your dad has always told you to "not keep what is not ours"?
Mixed emotions for Dutchman.
Might make more sense to get thrashed jointly rather than separately.
0-3 defeat to Brighton not received well by London Stadium faithful.
"It's just a relief, really," says hero dad.
Brexit secretary impressed by speed of exit after £150m spending spree.
Handling of Eniola Aluko situation outshines even Three Lions showing at Euro 2016.
Midfielder concerned his national team coach wasn't watching him light up the Bernabéu.
Omen thought to signify something "bloody important".
Preferably premium lagers.