"Aaaaaarrrrgggghhh!" he adds.
A performance for the ages as Three Lions run out 2-0 winners.
Solid, workmanlike pros must be avoided at all costs, they say.
North London giants commit to bogey ground as part of Red Nose Day.
Goodison Park to be dumped at civic amenity site for recycling.
Podolski's farewell screamer mistakenly attributed to West Ham legend.
International break strikes again as historical fixture fails to enthuse.
"Not about Ben Woodburn or anything else," wails Liverpool boss.
Anger, bargaining and depression still to come before eventual acceptance.
Former Blackburn striker said Arsenal boss is like "uncle who doesn't want to leave party".